Uber balm: A supreme example of a fragrant resinous substance, especially one used in medicine.
Good day. I would like to introduce myself. My name is Constance Remindler and I was born free without an umbilical cord around my neck on the 8th of August ’88. Fortunately my Doctor was legitimately qualified and managed to identify the caesarean was not a past figurehead.
My new party UBER BALM RESISTANCE BACK is hell bent on skimming from inflation, hiring as many actuarial science graduates as possible with extensive benefits and getting the backing of successful capitalists who regard my party as a charity organisation so we all get tax breaks.
Our mandate is the implementation of self-medicating with the ultimate goal of reality, hence experiencing euphoria with little side effects. The prescription will be prescribed by qualified and scientifically proven methodologies eg. When you water a plant, it will grow and then we will extend this empirical data to all who are willing to own a bucket without holes in it.
You will recognise us when we are incognito and not falsely advertised by the media with an agenda. We may smile, probably most likely we will be frowning however we will always be will open to negotiation for mutual benefit.
The chance I was born a child of incest is quite high and I may possibly be a hermaphrodite however I have never been in jail and I do pay my taxes.
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