Here’s a shocker: ugly people, who make huge fortunes or weasel their way to the top in politics, do it solely to take revenge on the good looking folks.
Yes, you won’t believe how ugly people dream of making life hell for anyone who looks even remotely attractive. I’m not saying here that all ugly people are like that, but if you look at all those ‘self-made’ multi-millionaires and billionaires and at most top politicians you will realise that these people are seriously unattractive and even revolting looking. In fact, some of them get uglier as they climb up the rich lists or the political ladder. And once they get to the top, they create all sorts of problems for people whom they see as good looking or, God forbid, beautiful.
The thing about the uglies is that they always surround themselves with deeply unattractive people. Or, if they hire any decent looking guys and girls, they make life hell for them and then sack them in disgrace. Because that is how they are, you see. And they marry unattractive people as well, because they don’t want to be upstaged by them and look even more hideous when they appear beside them. And they like their children to be, you know, on the ugly side. To complement their parents, if you know what I mean.
Just look at all those bankers and big businessmen and politicians. It’s alike a bloody Michael Jackson Thriller video. Not a single handsome face. And that’s just the chicks, mind you. The men are even worse. Some say they get uglier because of their many sins. But let’s be frank about it: they weren’t exactly pleasant to look at even when they started they careers. And naturally, all that anger against the good looking people makes them even more hideous.
So here’s the deal: ugly people should not be allowed to get too rich or too powerful. Because they are deeply insecure and have only vengeance on their mind. Sure, people around them tell them that they are actually very attractive when they become rich or powerful or both. But they still know they’re ugly and use every opportunity to take revenge on anyone whom they perceive to be good looking.
It’s time the beautiful and even average looking people stood up for their rights. Enough of ugliness running the show and causing trouble. Just look what happened when that hideous looking Zuma, with a horrible fixed grin on his mug, weaseled into power. Boy did he have a go at the good looking people and pretty much everyone else. Do I need to mention Zuma’s first wife and her looks? Yes, I thought so.
Beautiful people, unite! Enough is enough. The ugly lot has been pushing you around for way too long. Get rich and powerful, you hotties and handsome blokes. And make the world a better looking place.
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