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Universe alignment protection

18 December 2012, 07:59

I have received an email from NASA warning of three days of darkness from 23 to 25th December 2012.

NASA predicts total blackout on 23-25 Dec 2012 during alignment of Universe.

US scientists predict Universe change, total blackout of planet for 3 days from Dec 23 2012.

It is not the end of the world, it is an alignment of the Universe, where the Sun and the earth will align for the first time. The earth will shift from the current third dimension to zero dimension, then shift to the fourth dimension. During this transition, the entire Universe will face a big change, and we will see a entire brand new world.”

Before you laugh and call me an insane retard this MUST be true. After all it is scientists that have studied this.

What NASA are not saying is that there is a way that you can protect yourself,

They are deliberately not telling everyone because they want to take control of the new world.

This is what you have to do.

1)      There is going to be a great deal of radioactive cosmic dust. This

Is what is dangerous.

2)      It has been discovered that tin foil protects you but the dust reacts violently

With any hair or fibre. You need to make a tin foil hat with a peak angle of

No greater than 30 degrees. This will ensure that the dust falls off the hat.

If the dust stays on the hat it will damage your brain. If you do not have tin foil

You must shave your head. This will prevent a reaction with the cosmic dust

3)      It will be necesscary to shave off your eye brows. Should the dust settle there

It will permanently damage your optic nerve.

4)      Please keep all pets indoors for the entire time. This will protect them.

NSSA have said that following these instructions will ensure survival over this trying

Period.

See you after Christmas.

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