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Virgin Mary

17 February 2014, 23:13

Jacob Zuma and the Desmond Tutu die on the same day, but a mix up in the afterlife paperwork sends them to the wrong places.

Desmond Tutu goes to hell and Jacob Zuma goes to heaven.

After a couple of days, this problem is fixed and the Desmond Tutu gets on the escalator to go to heaven and Jacob Zuma gets on the other to go to hell. The two pass each other on the way and Jacob Zuma asks, "How bad was it down there?"

Desmond Tutu says, "Not that bad, kind of hot and noisy, but I am glad to be going up to heaven now. There's one thing up there I have been looking forward to." Jacob Zuma asks, "What is that?"  Desmond Tutu replies, "I want to meet the Virgin Mary."

Jacob Zuma, shakes his head sheepishly and whispers to the Desmond Tutu , "Too late, Too late."

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