President Jacob Zuma thinks that he is the president for life and that the only person can unappoint him is God was invited to address a major gathering of the Indian community in Phoenix in KwaZulu Natal. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for improving present standard of living. He had signed yes for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although President Jacob Zuma was vague on the details, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "Indian brothers."
At the conclusion of his speech, the Indian Community presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new name, “Walking Eagle”. The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A local news reporter later inquired to the group of self appointed Indian leaders of how they came to select the new name given to the President. They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.