Just from the title I have no doubt have woman already "gearing up" to hunt me down and castrate me with a rust pair of scissors and cock the reason I'm male and feed it back to me.
But this article is about my lover for woman drivers, many generalizations have been made about how bad woman driver are and can't park to save a baby panda's life about to be skinned to make Kanye West's next fur coat. I rather appreciate woman drivers as nothings makes me smile more than watching a woman try and parallel park.
One such example would be a night after a long shift(16 hours) I visited a local pub to have a drink go home and pass out, while sitting at the table on the deck of the pub I noticed a woman pulling into the parking next to the pub, she come up a free parallel spot just near where I was sitting at the start everything seemed normal she postioned the car right put her indicator and put the car in reverse and began to move the car towards to parking space, 15 minutes later I found myself on my third beer and the woman no close to being in the parking space, I had even ordered some food thinking to myself why not enjoy a good dinner and show. 45 minutes later I was joined by several other members of my gender all watching as this woman still attempted to park her car(several other parking spaces had opened by now but this woman seemed determined to get into the parallel parking space) all of us shared a knowing glance and continued to enjoy our evening entertainment. After an hour we all became rather depsressed with the situation all gazing at the man closest to her, who understood without a word said made his way down to her car knocked on her window asked her out climbed into a car not his own and swang the car ino the parking space first time and with relative easy.
I ask you what more could I have asked for? Here I was tired and sullen only to be made happy by this woman driver who no doubt knew I was having a bad day and did all this only to brighten my gloomy day.
To all the bad woman drivers out there, THANK YOU. Your inability to do the most basic of driver functions makes me smile no matter what mood I'm in .So to all the men you look down on these woman, know that they do these things to amuse you.
Now if we can just get woman to understand that we know where we are going and there is no need to ask for directions, no matter where we end up(Once found myself and my ex staring at the edge of a cliff, in my defence it was a short cut if we had gone over and survived we would have ending up right on the beach)
P.S if any woman reading this knows who I am please don't do the scissors thing (gulp)
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