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Wood work - My Demise

11 November 2011, 09:17

I have temporarily suspended my Investigations on how the human fart contributes to global warming by approximately 2.3%. There’s a new phenomenon- well... not new to be exact, but in any case it has become worthy of my persistent campaign of mockery towards politicians.

My Investigations have now been shifted towards the quantum theory of Wood Work. A subject that has proven to be problematic for most political careers. One career in particular is that of ANC youth league president Julius Malema, satirically known as Mauritius Barney the nationalized purple dinosaur , abbreviated to guilty Barney the nationalized purple dinosaur, who brought the ANC into disrepute.

Through his wood work notoriety, he has also managed to bring Pinocchio’s name into disrepute- a defamation of character lawsuit is now pending. If Julius thinks the verdict on his 5 year suspension is bad, wait until he gets his wood work re-exam marks back. Hopefully in this 5 year suspension he can pass his wood work. I have a feeling they going to ironically appoint him as the Minister of Forestry when he eventually passes his wood work.

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Wood work - My Demise

I have temporarily suspended my Investigations on how the human fart contributes to global warming by approximately 2.3%. There’s a new phenomenon- well... not new to be exact, but in any case it has become worthy of my persistent campaign of mockery towards politicians.

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