I think out of all the frequent users ZION is probably the only genuine person on this site. A part from all the thumbs down he receives and the fact that no-one besides Charles Dumbwin reads his articles he still persists in getting his views across and will never turn the other cheek. Whether it’s going back to articles from almost 4 days ago to try and defend all the insults against him and finally providing all those comebacks he couldn’t remember because of all the dagga he is smoking OR making allies with a nutter none other known as Nancy (and by making allies I mean babies). He will always make sure that he comes (out) on top.
Another character trait of ZIONS is that he doesn’t like homosexuals, he has clearly stated this in comments he has made and he also wrote a very good article on “Backyard mechanics” and how he doesn’t like to change his friend’s oil and solder his wires. Seems quite sketchy to me as my imagery of ZION always ends up depicting him as a cross dresser, but I’m not sure we will ever know.
ZION is such an intriguing individual that you can’t help but to admire the strength of the man. Built like a 30 ton coal hopper and sharper than the Karoo at dusk. With jolly old coolers in back of the goose, always alert for the porcu-pies and never afraid to get the old dipstick out. Jacking the old sandwich and jumping the line. (Don’t worry ZION will understand this paragraph).
If you really persist to get on ZIONS nerves (which is fairly easy), the CAPS LOCKS COME OUT AND THEN ALL COMMON SENSE GOES OUT THE WINDOW! Twats and fools a like get a daily bashing from ZION. Either he will rhyme an insult or speak in a language that he created himself (shown above) he will definitely get you. BUT if you really know your stuff and ZION has run out of creativity(dagga), then the big guns come out, Bianca Anne. That’s pretty much all I will say about her because she scares the sh*t out of me and she really seems to know her legal stuff.
A lover of fine braks and pictures of man holes he really is well rounded geezer. A fart from the past or IBS all together ZION is here to stay which makes me really glad, we can all sit back and watch as his romance with Nancy blossoms. Pathological liar or convulsive liar it really is all the same in ZIONS world. So enjoy the limited time we have with this genuine ballie and soak up all the knowledge you can. ZION, all the best old man and lay off the valium. Peace
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