Happy Birthday MR President, I hope you have a wonderful day...but of course you will; since the E-tolling system will be implemented at the end of this month...I guess we truly are the victims of government’s April fool’s joke gone wrong...surprisingly only government officials get the joke, hell they laughing all the way to the bank. I used to celebrate my birthday, but now with all the form of taxation weighing down on our budgets, I can only afford a cupcake now.
I know that you are out of breath and very fatigued; working tirelessly to maintain peace and order in the country, but I firmly believe you’ll be able to blow 70...candles. Chances of encountering difficulties are slim...it’s as easy as blowing taxpayer money away...quite effortless don’t you think?
I’m assuming you planning a big party for your 70th birthday and yes! My bank account is bracing its rear end, for financial molestation. But anyways I hope you enjoy your birthday and may they “shower” you with endless gifts.
Financially molested taxpayer.