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Zwelinzima Vavi Tells the Truth

17 April 2014, 07:43


Cosatu general secretary Zwelinzima Vavi was having an affair with a junior employee. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around nine o'clock. As Zwelinzima Vavi threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been!" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I have been having an affair with a junior employee at the work place and we have been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until nine o'clock."


The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You fucking lying bastard! You have been playing golf!"

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