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Hilarious! 14/10/2008 11:51
Excellent column David - you made my morning. - Odette |
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Can't do without ... 14/10/2008 11:58
Very funny! The things I can't do without are my Woolies organic dark chocolate with orange, and Clinique skin care. Even if I have to eat baked beans for the rest of the month! (They are very healthy, apparently!) - Marie-Antoinette |
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Funny 14/10/2008 12:06
David thanks for the entertaining column.
For the guy helping himself to someone else's stuff, you could have shouted 'Hey' from your window just to confuse him.Recession or not , you can't inconvenience others for your own comforts - Lungig |
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Thanks 14/10/2008 12:07
Entertaining as ever - ClayOne |
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I will eat less... 14/10/2008 12:14
but don't take away my Friday after work relaxing tipple or fags away. And my cats won't compromise their Friskie sachets either so 1-ply will have to do. - SB |
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Move Over Monty Python! 14/10/2008 12:17
Absolutely hilarious.
A disclaimer not to have a cup of coffee in hand or a gulp of tea at the time would be in order.
Made my day!, No, my month! - Allison |
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Funny 14/10/2008 12:22
You are a funny dude!!! Five day old tea bag?? A few years without buying new underwear? Geez, you better keep em clean though - omania |
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Toilet paper 14/10/2008 12:23
I am 100% with you the toilet paper. Them puppy dogs sure are gentle. - chillepeppa |
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It's hard times! 14/10/2008 12:25
Good laugh - Brenton |
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Wine 14/10/2008 12:25
If the price of meat goes up, buy less meat.
If the price of wine goes up, buy even less meat. - Stoffel |
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times is hard 14/10/2008 12:39
dave, there you go again making my tuesday...nice article, but i think you so right coz i had to downsize on a whole lotta things i used to get, i now shop @ shoprite,drink amstel lager(inguthu),buy only loose draws and drive when its absolutely neccessary......damnitttt - broke@ssHell |
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True and also sad! 14/10/2008 12:40
You know the next thing is that we won't be able to have enough money to come to work. - gugu |
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Hard times 14/10/2008 12:43
Thanks David youn made my day... I can't live without my Johnny Walker Black Label and DSTV(i life in a very small mining town in the midddle of nowhere).I have even given up smoking... - Cynthia |
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Rough tough & selfish 14/10/2008 12:46
I simply refuse to have cheap coffee in the house, & would rather eat beans for a month than have some one forbid my 1 whiskey per day due to financial constraints!! Besides, if I DO eat beans for a month, I might not have to spend quite so much on petrol. Okay, I admit, my plan needs a bit of refining... Junior in my house says, cut back on veggies but don't touch his jellybabies! - sarah |
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cutting costs 14/10/2008 13:00
i read on some other magazine how alcohol & smokes are bad for you and they imply that you can cut costs by eliminating such factors on your life........i took their advice and i am glad to say i wont be buying magazines for a while - broke@sshell |
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Cycling shirts 14/10/2008 13:08
Damn so thats why I'm slow on my bike! If I add cycling shorts will that make me 40% faster or just 100% more stylish? - bj |
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They'll never take my... 14/10/2008 13:08
internet access, and chocolate mint ice cream from Spar and shopping at Spar (and sometimes Woolies) and bottled oxygenated water and... yeah we're roughing it alright. Great article! - Scotty |
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Nice 14/10/2008 13:15
Nice column this week. Certain things I just won't skimp on. I try save R10 a month on my cell phone bill but then this weekend paid R1500 for a case (6) of wine. Madness. Priorities. - MJ |
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can't do without 14/10/2008 13:17
Could you imagine me giving up on my champagne, I don't think so and I am so with you on the loo paper, my absolute two things I could not live without. Great article. Love Mom. xxx - Mary-Jean Hennis |
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Leave my red wine... 14/10/2008 13:20
...touch my Glen Carlou and you will be sorry! :) Great column again sir!. Off to get some baked beans, see you later!. - Bob |
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Prawns 14/10/2008 13:22
Yet another great article??.Me and my family (4) simple cannot skip a month without going to The Boma (Alberton). Especially on prawns and sushi nights.
And the sabeen totally define.
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Funny 14/10/2008 13:31
Funny I was thinking this morning while taking a bath that I need to down grade & buy cheaper toilet, Protex is also too expensive think sunlight soap is a better option at this stage. - Tee |
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Breezy... 14/10/2008 13:42
Go commando - real men do it! - CrisisOfFaith |
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Don't touch my lazy aged steaks 14/10/2008 13:42
Leave me my thick juicy lazy aged steaks from the local butchery and the red wine for the Saturday braai and, don't even think of suggesting to me that I give up my Jack Daniels! - Brian |
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please get rid of this guy 14/10/2008 13:51
your articles are boring, you are pompous and have no clue whatsoever of what is going on in the world. why don't you become a politician instead? - hugo |
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I agree 14/10/2008 14:01
Great column as usual. I have always said that my idea of roughing it is using single ply toilet paper. Compromise - sure! But touch my toilet paper and I'll feed you to my dog. - Lin |
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Let the side down 14/10/2008 14:13
What, you can't handle a bit of rough toilet paper? You're coal-eating grandfather will be ashamed! - Nanker Phelge |
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@ hugo BOred 14/10/2008 14:14
take a chill pill dude, this is satire and we need such things to keep us sane @ crazy times like this.......i think you need some lUv, a whole lotta of luv or you're too broke you cant afford to be funny - broke@sshell |
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@hugo 14/10/2008 14:19
Were you born without a sense of humour or did someone beat it out of you?
Give me my weekly steak and a couple of beers and I'll be happy. - Nico |
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@hugo 14/10/2008 14:22
Dont be a hater now, chill we have an abundance of politicians so David needs to keep being funny as usual and you need to get a new packet of sense of humour....lol - Omania |
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Good One 14/10/2008 14:31
I tried the box wine, not one of my best cost saving schemes, drank more, got sore head. - JG |
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Come what may... 14/10/2008 14:32
Even if I pay for it with the cents in the piggy bank on the coffee table - I have to have my sunday morning breakfast and chai tea at any cafe as long as it isnt at home....
Great article - you make me laugh a lot... - Tanya |
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Hard times 14/10/2008 14:48
Dear Hugo has obviously been forced to switch over to the brown bottles already! I would lose my sense of humour too!
Viva the puppies!!! - Nielen |
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Hard times 14/10/2008 14:50
Dear Hugo has obviously been forced to switch over to the brown bottles already! I would lose my sense of humour too!
Viva the puppies!!! - Nielen |
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so true 14/10/2008 14:50
My 3 cannot-live-withouts: shiraz, Meba double chocolate chip cookies, DSTV. You touch, you die! - meme |
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Those puppies 14/10/2008 15:05
Leave my puppy-paper rigth in the loo please. We stock up in bulk whenever anyone has a special. That and decent coffee. - Stephan |
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beans 14/10/2008 15:08
With all those beans, 3-ply loo paper will be necessary!! - Jill |
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Funny column - food for the mind 14/10/2008 15:19
One cannot however help thinking of those who are unemployed through no fault of their own, who cannot afford even the toilet paper never mind the beers or Johnny Black and Jack Daniels.
Sadly we won't know how they get by on less than nothing. Crazy mixed up world we live in where toilet paper is more crucial than childrens lives even if they belong to other people. - GailC |
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Don't ask me to give up..... 14/10/2008 15:25
My extra virgin olive oil, puppy soft toilet paper and chicken breast fillets. Go Hugo, what a way to spoil a great read column! - SMG |
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Budget recipe 14/10/2008 15:28
May I suggest a recipe that will safe you money. Prepare 1x 2 minute noodles, prepare 1x Instant soup. Add noodles to soup. Serve in expensive looking soupbowl. My boyfriend loves it. Thinks I'm the greatest chef in the world. Its cheap, costing R10 for dinner for 2... May even safe enough to afford the Heineken again. - HT |
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Leave me with my... 14/10/2008 15:31
...Lindt Dark Chilli Chocolate. I'm skimping on other things like meat just to afford it. Thanks David, if we can't chuckle albeit it cynically in the face of financial crisis then what's left! - ami |
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Another money saving tip 14/10/2008 15:41
To all fretting the loss of puppy tiolet paper. May I suggest installing a bidet in your bathroom? On the Lindt Chocolate... You got me there. No compromise. - HT |
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HUGO 14/10/2008 15:45
if it is so boring why did you read it!! - Chris |
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@broke@sshell 14/10/2008 15:47
your phobia for magazines might cost you dearly in the end chap, honestly, you might need to cut down on the booze and smokes, bad for your health, i quit and my breath smells fresher and i actually have blood not drops of blood in my alcohol. worth thinking about - Omania |
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At Hugo 14/10/2008 15:55
Haha, maybe they were Hugo's bricks they stole... what a chode - Mark |
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Just realized I am at the bottom of the food chain! 14/10/2008 16:13
Double ply? Lindt chocolate? Bottled wine? Woolies? Jack Daniels? Bricks? UNDERPANTS? You people can actually afford that? O hell, I just realized I am DISADVANTAGED! Please help: Donations can be made to . . . . . . . - TB |
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Opkikker 14/10/2008 16:19
Wel, het ek nou hierdie tong-in-die-kies artikel geniet! Het nou nog 'n smile op my gesig. 3 Dinge in hierdie tyd waarop ek nie afskaal nie: goeie olyfolie, sagte toiletpapier met cute hondjies op en goeie pasta! Kry ook goeie kwaliteit wyne teen laer prys by getwine.co.za. - Maxine |
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noooo! 14/10/2008 16:19
Not the NikNaks :((( - kam |
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Excellent 14/10/2008 16:49
my gut hurts - what a great article - laverne |
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