Osbournes threaten Heather
20/02/2008 13:17  - (SA)  

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London - Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have threatened to kick Heather Mills off stage if she shows up at Wednesday's Brit Awards.

The couple, who are hosting the event, say Heather - the estranged wife Sir Paul McCartney - would not be welcome at the London ceremony.

Speaking about the rumours Heather is planning to attend the prestigious bash, Sharon said: "I would boot her off. I think she's a miserable old cow."

Ozzy - who will present Paul with the Brits Lifetime Achievement Award - added: "I'm looking forward to seeing Paul McCartney - he's my hero.

"The body of work he's got is just unbelievable. But I really don't want to be there if Heather shows up. Never mind McCartney having a go - I think the audience will string her up.

'She's nuts'

"Sharon and I have met them both on a few occasions but if Paul doesn't know her, I'm fucked if I do. She's fucking nuts."

Meanwhile, Brits bosses are terrified Ozzy will strip naked on stage.

The former Black Sabbath frontman is threatening to bare all to the live TV audience so producers are broadcasting it with a 30-second delay.

A source said: "Everyone is praying they can keep Ozzy on the straight and narrow - otherwise this could be the biggest meltdown in the history of the Brits." - Bang Showbiz.com

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