Can the ELVs!

31/01/2008 09:09

JJ Harmse

Who on earth decided that South Africa should participate in this ELVs (Experimental Law Variations) farce?

Why did we say yes to the introduction of this new version of 'Aussie rugby' when we have just won the Rugby World Cup with brain AND brawn? Who at SA Rugby spoke to the top players to discuss the effect and impact the changes will have? And why would we want to change a game that has just brought us world fame, national unity and a lot of money?

We have to understand that the players should have some impact when it comes to their livelihood. If the new rules were threatening to the continued existence of traditional props, why would they support it? And in the team environment, where props are often the jokers of the team or the real stimulators to team cohesion, why would we want to change that? It is part of the psyche of the game!

Helpless feeling

In the South African work place, where BEE and AA abounds, people will have a good understanding of that helpless feeling that you are just someone's puppet in a game you don't know or want anything to do with.

The same with a rugby player who has now returned to the field to find that his 'office' has moved to another floor in another building without being told.

After watching two games of limited ELV impact I can tell you now, this is bull.

If Australia want to play touch rugby, let them do it. They are the ones who are (again) almost A$7m in the red. They are the ones who have their sport ranked a distant third to Aussie Rules and Rugby League. They are the ones who cannot even play the game in all their states and had to forfeit a second season of domestic provincial rugby.

Disgrace

Yes, they are great at cricket and swimming. Little wonder then that they have not suggested changing the rules of those sports. Already considered the ultimate sledgers in cricket, they have not once asked for that aspect of the game to be banned. Neither did they suggest that swimming should be canned as an Olympic sport. Why would they? They excel in both. Good on them.

However, what they are trying to do to rugby is a disgrace. An even bigger disgrace is that we've allowed them to manipulate us. I don't know why and how, but they just manage to get their way every time. Stuff them.

Unfortunately, there has been a big mind-swing in recent years that we should play the Australian way.

Aussie influence

Harry Viljoen appointed three Aussies on his management team and Jake White frequented the Brumbies and Eddie Jones quite often. After a decade of trying to play the Aussie way, we failed miserably. We still can scrum. We still have the best lineout in the world. We still win World Cups.

Sorry, nothing of the above was due to the Aussie influence in the game. And the Aussies never had any of the above in the last century, so why would they not try to change it?

Their version of development is buying second-rate league players. What did they do to improve Clyde Rathbone? They have bulked him up to such and extent that he has lost all his pace!

We are just not wired to this new game where every player needs to be a decision maker. Long may it continue. I believe in a game where a prop can scrum, a lock can jump, a flank can fetch, a scrumhalf can pass, a flyhalf can kick, a centre can take a gap, a wing can score a try and a fullback can catch. It worked for me for many, many years and I still go back for more.

Canned immediately

You can ask yourself the following questions. Do you go to a game to see Bakkies Botha take the outside gap or do you go to see him physically dominate his opponent? Do you go to a game where the rules prevent attacking teams from setting up phase play?

I am sorry, but these ELVs should be canned immediately. The fact that three sets of rules will apply in one domestic season is just silly. The Vodacom Cup will have the full set of ELVs, the Super 14 only some and the inbound Test matches will be played according to the 'old' rules. This is just madness!

Did anyone think of the spectators trying to get through that maze?

To even imagine how the Heineken Cup will be played with the new variations just boggles the mind, especially considering current weather conditions.

Attract athletes

A question to the IRB. If they have just made the biggest profit ever from a World Cup, why change the reason for it? There were great games, great tries and great moments. Even the dull games, like Australia against England, had a mental edge, especially when it became clear that Andrew Sheridan was killing his Wallaby opponent. And that England were winning the game because of it. Every time Sheridan squeezed, the Wallabies had to cheat to get out of trouble. And Jonny Wilkinson punished them.

The fact that Australia cannot manage to grow the game in their country and cannot attract athletes capable of playing in the front row should not be allowed to dictate the future of the game.

Argentina offer the rugby world much more at this stage than the Aussies. Did anyone ask them about the new rules?

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    COMMENTS

    wes says: Australia
    31/01/2008 09:41
    AUS are also two time world champions JJ. They have also won a few TN titles and even though i despise them i do respect them. They have fewer rugby players in AUS than in the whole of the E Cape and yet they are still competitive.

    Mike says: ELV's
    31/01/2008 09:45
    Firstly... ELV stands for EXPERIMENTAL LAW VARIATIONS which means that they are not cast in stone. Secondly... the article is more about what Australia is doing or not doing as opposed to how the ELV's will benefit/not benifit the game Thirdly... is the IRB purely made up of Australians? Sounds like it seeing we're being manipulated by them. Fourth... Even with the ELV's, the game is not going to change overnight so I think those props will still have a lot of games to play Fifth... Surely you must admit that games can get boring when all they do is slot penalty after penalty. We as rugby spectators want to be entrtained by watching a rugby match, not a kicking competition

    The Truth says: Eddie Jones
    31/01/2008 09:48
    Why were your beloved Bulls so desperate for his services then? The 36-0 mauling of England (in which we were quite frankly hammered in the scrums) had a helluva lot to do with Jones' influence on our running game,our angles and running lines were so much better.With all due respect,I think you are being a bit harsh on the man.His contribution to our World Cup campaign was invaluable.

    Francois says: ELV`s
    31/01/2008 09:56
    Maybe you are whining because the new laws do not favour your Bulls side.

    David says: To True
    31/01/2008 10:21
    I agree. see nothing wrong with rugby as it stands at the moment. If i wanted to watch rugby league i would. But as you said what does a supporter do to change it .. The answer like most things in life is its out of our hands. RIP rugby Union.

    Rugby-mad says: New Rules
    31/01/2008 10:31
    Where can I find a smmary of these new rules?

    not an aussie worshipper says: smarter management
    31/01/2008 10:37
    Yeah mike and wes we dont need any forwards in our game do we? think JJ is saying that we are trying to create an alternate version of rugby league and that is foolish. If you don't like rugby then dont watch it. Move to australia and do the league thing if thats what you like but leave the rugby game structures as is, we love seeing a CJ and an Os on the paddock and these are the first steps towards removing them from the game as amongst other things it reduces the impact of scrummage and lineout drives. Bulls win S14, SA wins world cup - oops SA is getting too much for Aus and NZ, so lets change the laws. Our reps on the board are being naive and suckered into law changes that do not benefit us.

    Henko says: Take a deeper look at ELV's
    31/01/2008 10:38
    I might just be paranoid, but consider this: In what areas of rugby has australia recently struggled = 1) The SCRUM (AUS has the most pathetic little props!) might I just add that the scrum IS rugby, without it ist's just a poor imitation of the touchy feely aus version 2) The lineout 3) Physicality at breakdowns. OK now look at what is strong points in the australian game 1) The speed and skill of there backline players, GREATLY benefits from the free kick rule 2) smaller more mobile loose fowards. Ok so when I look at ELV's I see rules that will in time cancel out the role of the "Groot manne" in rugby. I mean with the amount of running involved in ELV's I can't see a guy like bakkies or any of our big props be able to play for more than 40min at the same intensity that they currently do. These rules WILL help Australian teams and WILL remove alot of areas in rugby that S.A has traditionaly dominated in. If rugby is currently boring you, then watch WWE!!

    colin says: VIVA ELVs
    31/01/2008 10:44
    I believe that people watch rugby to see tries being scored and not to see a player like Johnny Wilkonson or Houghard controlling the game with the boot and winning it via penalties. A more open running game will be much more exciting ? it is quit boring when a team uses his pack of forwards to score a try via the rolling maul. This is not the first time the rules of rugby has changed and I believe for the game to be more commercial and if we want to sell it to the rest of the non rugby playing world we need to make it much more exiting.

    Bokfan says: Running AND scrumming
    31/01/2008 10:56
    For once I agree with you. But lets not wet our broeks about it. Even though these laws emanate from Stellenbosch they have been designed to shut out the less mobile(read stronger?) props and locks. I dont think we have much to fear in this department because we have a vast number of highly mobile players who can produce the grunt when required to do so. CJ and Bakkies dont have to take up hammerthowing just yet.

    blender says: elv's
    31/01/2008 11:25
    Harmse you are a rugby dinosaur! We "won" a gimme world cup playing boring rugby, and in terms of entertainment value, have you watched any rugby with the ELV's employed? There is more play, and a higher emphasis on skill and speed. Then again, this article is a rant by a Bull and Bok fan realising that his precious teams aren't dextrous enough to cope with a faster, better brand of rugby! Bring on the ELV's and entertaining rugby!

    NorthernExposure says: Elv
    31/01/2008 11:47
    JJ is just worried that his favorite team will not be able to addapt to the new rules. BlueBulls bumper car rugby will not work with these rules! I say give it a go! We might just be surprised by what SA players can do with more space and speed.

    RugbyStudent says: hahahaha
    31/01/2008 11:49
    Seems like someone is making excuses for the Bulls' performance now already.

    Emile says: ELV's
    31/01/2008 11:53
    JJ, surely you must realise that RWC 2007 was hardly a spectacle (specifically the final). It was good to win, but nobody was excited by the type of rugby on show. If the game is to survive (i.e. continue to pull spectators) it must be a spectacle to watch. Stop blaming the Aussies, you sound paranoid. Life changes, deal with it. We can also select "mobile props"!!!

    Chap says: Front row union
    31/01/2008 11:59
    I think you need to realise that it is a miniscule portion of sports fans who enjoy watching a scrum. Rugby must move with the times in the same way that cricket has, just look at the comparitive attendances at Pro 20 vs 5 day Tests. The type of rugby that will carry mass appeal is flowing, fast-paced stuff. As for the players, i think you should ask them whether they'd rather make a cut of a full stadium's ticket sales, or that of 5000 purists. Sorry for the front-row-fatties, that's the way professional sport's going.

    Rudolf says: oh my...
    31/01/2008 12:18
    Who on earth decided that South Africa should participate in this ELVs (Experimental Law Variations) farce? Who on earth decided that JJ should participate in this farce? Just one or two things. Aus just put in a proposal to play test cricket half day and half night - so out is that stupid! Once again the Bulls mentality is smeered all over the article. The world cup worked because the Frence did a good job, no because of the Rugby that was played - the semi's and final was so sos boring, just because we were still in it, we sort of sat through all the bladdy kicks. Anyway, the Stormers with our little Aus forwards will be waiting for the Bulls fatties...

    colin says: ELVs
    31/01/2008 12:46
    We can criticize Australian rugby as much as we like but they gave us the Brumbies and Warathas who dominated Super rugby and played consistently better that any of the South African super rugby teams over the last 10 years. Australia have also produce players link Gregan, Larcham, Timmy Horen, G Smith, Campese , Nick Farr-Jones and many others. The Australian rugby team has been deserving opponents of the boks for years and over the last 10 years the Aussies have won 52% of there games against the Boks. The Boks have a 61% success rate and the Aussies have a 65% success rate over the last 10 years. Austrailian have also won the RWC twice. As can sees there is not much between the two teams.

    The Truth says: He has to RugbyStudent
    31/01/2008 13:15
    They have already lost Matfield,Heyneke Meyer (with Bakkies eventually going to join Victor at Toulon).And lets not forget their new coach Frans Ludeke and his "excellent" record with the Cats (HAHA).Even their "praise singer" is f..cked! I predict gloomy days and nights ahead for Liefling & co. (GO SHARKS!)

    wes says: JJ's early excuses
    31/01/2008 14:25
    I have a feeling JJ is going to use the ELV's as an excuse when the Bulls finish mid table this year. Matfield, Gary Botha, Heyneke and Roets have all left as well as Van Schouwenberg and a few others. The Bulls are in deep trouble. I'd bet a million bucks that JJ will moan at the end of the S14 and blame these new rules for the demise of the once 'mighty' Bulle!!! hahahaha

    Ag Shame says: Ag Shame
    31/01/2008 14:51
    Now that the Bully Boys can't dominate up front and have to actually start playing rugby now old JJ is squeling unfair. Wake up JJ, rugby is more than just brute force and dumb forwards running head on into opposition. It is about skill, speed, evading your tacklers, taking the most miniscule of gaps and breaching defenses. Wait until the full changes are in which have been tested in Stellenbosch. No mote rolling maul then, but then again old JJ will proclaim it to be a conspiracy from the south. Just because the Bulls cannot play this game does not make it bad, it actually promises to make it more exciting. Having said that do you even know that a captain can still call for the scrum when awarded a free kick.

    Chris says: elv's
    31/01/2008 15:02
    20 minutes a side not bad. what's the price-tag??

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