Polly's wrong job?

15/07/2008 13:07

Rob Houwing

London - Shaun Pollock cuts a dapper enough figure in the dark suit that has become the trademark attire for most on the Sky Sports commentary team. (It doesn't exactly bulge on him, either.)

Yet there is a good case for saying, I think, that he'd still look more at home - at the not wholly geriatric age of 35, from his birthday on July 16 - in his country's Test kit.

More especially, on the current tour of England.

Of course there will be some of you thinking: "What's this bloke on about? Polly retired after the Kingsmead Test against West Indies last summer... does this fool want to write Brian McMillan back into the team too? Why, Mike Procter or Clive Rice for good measure?"

Yes, I admit my case here is constructed on the useless fabric of sentimentality. (I have no information whatsoever that Pollock is contemplating chucking away his microphone and dramatically resurrecting his Test credentials: after a tentative start to his duties in that department at Lord's, one of my friends said, he's come into his own a bit.)

But I can't resist ruefully imagining, all the same, the impact and the balancing effect SM Pollock might have had on the Proteas' cause in the four-Test series.

Batting defiance

I make no apology for my disappointment several months ago when the flame-haired competitor shut the gate on his Test career - 421 wickets at 23.11, 3 781 runs at 32.31 and all that - in advance of illustrious looming assignments against both England and Australia that would have been particularly fitting send-off opportunities in front of cerebral and appreciative audiences.

Thanks to two deeply conscientious days of batting defiance at the back end of the Lord's match, South Africa moved to Leeds all square with three to play and possibly even in sounder frame of mind than their footsore foes, which had seemed a highly unlikely state of affairs considering the gory first half of the encounter for them.

But the first Test nevertheless exposed shortcomings in two key areas of the Proteas' armoury... departments that might not have proved problematic at all had it been for Pollock's availability to the cause.

The obvious one first: Polly's known suitability to (and deep awareness of) English conditions. For his stock instinct - unlike virtually all of Messrs Steyn, Ntini and Morkel - is to bowl the fullish length which, more often than not, has seamers in business in these climes.

It is true that the Ginger Ninja had long been missing the genuine gas of his relative youth - for several years before his retirement, in fact.

Ill-fated move

But as England's supersize Lord's innings of almost 600 showed, pace isn't everything.

Certainly on that soggy, low-clouded first morning of the Test after Graeme Smith had won the toss and inserted the hosts in an ultimately ill-fated move, I thought to myself as Pollock ambled up the spiral staircase to the Sky booths: "Ooh, if only. This is made for him to get 'em nibbling outside off..."

Raw, bang-it-in pace, we would quickly learn, isn't everything in this country. Polly might not have ripped spectacularly through the English order that day, it is true, but what a wonderful foil he'd have been for the frisky young quicks.

Ian Bell, he of the 199, has a known frailty to away-swing early in his knocks: might the England innings have sported an entirely different complexion had Pollock winkled him out instead of his getting so majestically, damagingly settled for 112 overs? I leave you to chew on that one.

But there is another reason for 'no-Polly' lament: the dangerous length of the South African tail. In what is shaping to be a very tight series, a pack-of-cards collapse by either of the teams in a single session of atmospherically dreamy conditions to bowlers could be what tilts the summer balance.

Awkward

And it is South Africa, with Morne Morkel presently a place too high at No 8, who may be marginally more vulnerable to that likelihood.

We all know that the lanky paceman has the potential to develop into a lower-order all-rounder of some usefulness. Based on his awkward, short-lived first-innings performance at Lord's, maybe not quite yet.

Pollock, I remind you - the predecessor at No 8 for South Africa - boasts 7 023 first-class runs to Morkel's present 473. And just for good measure, he averaged 43.87 in Tests in England.

Snap out of it now, Houwing...

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    COMMENTS

    Uri says: Batsman at no8?
    15/07/2008 13:40
    Well rob, you wrote the same thing a while ago about our tail. I still think you can't choose a no 8 for his batting ability. The top 6 should do the batting and you choose your best 4 bowlers no matter their batting!

    Johno says: Polly hasn't retired
    15/07/2008 13:59
    Polly is still playing cricket for Durham. Playing for his pension me thinks.

    stuart says: Polly
    15/07/2008 14:15
    I think you hit the nail on the head, if the selectors had not left him out for so long i have no doubt he would still be playing. I stand to be corrected but i think they managed to leave out the number 5 ranked bowler in test cricket. The selectors should all be drug out on the street and shot!

    DAvid says: Polly's wrong job?
    15/07/2008 14:15
    I do agree that polly leaves a great and valuable gap in the team and have no doubt that he could (would) of contributed in the first test but all good things do come to an end!!! What we need now is to get the youngsters to fill that gap! A sad lost but a necessary one!

    SJG says: let it go...
    15/07/2008 14:25
    let it go , my friend.. let it go... Pollock passed his sell-by date about 2 years ago...... let it go.....

    Shawn says: RE: Polly's wrong job
    15/07/2008 14:25
    I quite enjoyed his commentary in between Geoffrey and co's typically biased comments all through the test match. He's fresh to the booth, adds good conversion and knows alot about the game which makes interesting listening. Yes he probably could go on for another few seasons, but the fact is he's not...so lets just get on with the cricket shall we.

    Danny says: Balance
    15/07/2008 14:38
    A whole summer for S.A. to try and find a balanced team and they still struggle with it, poor selection policies and no propper first class exposure. Look at sides like Australia, India and England - they have batsmen who can bat and bowlers who can bowl, that's what wins you matches. If you need players to fill lower order gaps, start asking questions about your top order. Glad to see that they now get to see that the "bang-it-in" pace attack becomes so easy to read.

    damneddutch says: polly's future
    15/07/2008 14:40
    I see him becoming the next SA coach within the next 5 years.

    Jack The Beanstalk says: Oh Yes!
    15/07/2008 14:56
    Nothing wrong with Polly! He will make my team any day. He still has a good couple of seasons of international cricket left in his body! Remember Pat Symcox..?

    Morgan Coetzee says: Polly
    15/07/2008 15:01
    All sportsmen and women have to retire at some time and this time is of their chosing, rather when you are at the top then when you are a hasbeen, we all miss him but his contribution to cricket will always be remembered as the best and not as a afterthought

    Peter says: Polly
    15/07/2008 15:07
    He actually has developed his voice and commentary style into something remarkably listenable. Given his values I doubt if he wants to coach, but I am fairly certain he plans to be what could become a very good commentator - sadly that is as close to the field he is likely to come, but like you, I do miss him.

    Granville says: Nice to dream
    15/07/2008 15:08
    Polly can still play cricket. There's no doubt about that. But so can Shane Warne and Steve Waugh for that matter. We need to let go though. Let them enjoy their "retirement". They deserve it after many years of good service.

    Neil says: Yep!!
    15/07/2008 15:12
    Polly did quit a season to soon! Even if he didnt make the playing 11, for him to be in and around the youngsters during the England tour would have been invaluable to the youngsters! Ntini as good as he is, doesn't quiet have the same impact on people as Polly does! A lot of his (Makhaya's) success by his own admission was when Polly advised him the line and length he needed to bowl on the various tracks! But hey, on the bright side, we have some really good youngsters in the squad! Lets give them all our support!

    Johnnoh says: Horses for Courses
    15/07/2008 15:19
    No quality swing/seam bowler! No De Villiers, Pringle, Matthews. Any clown who has ever played cricket in England will tell you that you need swing and seam. How many times does the ball come out of the hand scrambled. Glad I am not standing at mid-off trying to shine that piece of scuffed leather. PS. Spinners turn the ball!!! When last did we have one of those. Come back Claude........

    johnnoh says: Spinner
    15/07/2008 15:27
    Now that Iam on the topic. Flat Harry. Since the days of Tim Shaw we end up with spinners who are there to perform a role. Captains who have no faith in their spinners set boring defensive fields and expect the poor bloke to go for less than 3 an over. Harry is too flat at all times and it looks like he doesn't even want to spin the ball. Not saying this is his fault, look at provincial field placings.

    Mitch says: Lose Boucher and Ntini!
    15/07/2008 15:29
    I don't know if anyone else can see it but it's pretty damn clear that ntini and boucher need to go. Boucher is way overrated and Ntini's glory days are behind him. It would strengthen the team immeasurably to have De Villiers take the gloves and bat at 7, bring Duminy in at 6 replace Ntini with Nel. Surely this is obvious to everyone other than me? I would guess that the selectors know this but are too scared to drop such "icons" of SA cricket. Thoughts anyone?

    Anne says: Polly as coach
    15/07/2008 17:08
    Interesting option. I'm sure it's easier being a commentator and playing a bit of County cricket than being the South African coach!

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