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Google has some toilet fun
01/04/2007 20:22 - (SA)
San Francisco - Google announced a novel way to access the internet - via the toilet - in an April Fool's Day gag on its website Sunday.
The Mountain View, California-based technology concern introduced its "Dark Porcelain" project, with self-installed internet access via computer users' household plumbing.
The "Toilet Internet Service Provider" (TiSP) project highlighted on Google's webpage is "a self-installed, ad-supported online service that will be offered entirely free to any consumer with a WiFi-capable PC and a toilet connected to a local municipal sewage system".
"We've got that whole organising-the-world's-information thing more or less under control," the website says, quoting Google co-founder and president Larry Page.
"What's interesting, though, is how many different modalities there are for actually getting that information to you - not to mention from you," the mock press release read.
The company hailed the breakthrough technology "that takes advantage of preexisting plumbing and sewage systems and their related hydraulic data-transmission capabilities".
"There's actually a thriving little underground community that's been studying this exact solution for a long time," said Page.
"And today our Toilet ISP team is pleased to be leading the way through the sewers, up out of your toilet and - splat - right onto your PC."
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