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Man sues God
20/09/2007 07:26  - (SA)  

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  • Washington - A court in Nebraska is being asked to cast judgment on God.

    State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit on Friday against the Almighty - acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases - for causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative catastrophes.

    The suit, Chambers v God, asks the court for a "permanent injunction ordering defendant (God) to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terrorist threats" which affect innumerable persons, including Chambers's constituents.

    It asserts that God is "the admitted perpetrator" of such acts and said that God's omnipresence gives the local Douglas County District Court jurisdiction in the suit, adding that God's omniscience eliminates the need to issue a formal notice of the lawsuit.

    Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in US courts, citing a recent one against a judge.

    He asked the court to award him an unspecified summary judgment against God, or, in the alternative, issue a permanent injunction against God engaging in the damaging acts cited in the filing.

    Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment.

     
     

     
         
      more than you bargain for
    20/09/2007 08:07
    sorry man, but you dont go against THE ALMIGHTY like that, if you think what HE has done its catatrophe you havent seen anything yet,there must be something that you are doing to Upset HIM, remember he does not take pleasure in causing us grief, and everything that happens, happens at the time HE chooses, you have a nerve it tell you... he can stop the world from rotating if people like you say and do things like this,, there is nothing that HE cant do..... - Candy
     
      God sued
    20/09/2007 08:22
    May this man live for ever and never have to face God for this attrocity he has commit. He should go down on his knees and ask God's forgiveness. - Annie
     
      Hillarious!!
    20/09/2007 09:16
    Whatever will be next?!?! Someone sueing Cinderella? Hope they don't expect him to show up for the court case? Some people will believe anything - Ollie
     
         
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