News24

SA man seeks midget to kick ex

2012-03-02 08:51

Cape Town - A Randburg man has posted an advert on the Gumtree classifieds website in which he would like a midget to kick his ex-girlfriend on the shins.

"I was recently dumped and require the services of a midget to go and kick my ex-girlfriend in the shins whilst she is at work," he writes.

The man, known only as Brett, works for a marketing company, told the Star that his advert was not a joke.

"I clearly took it out because I want my ex-girlfriend to be kicked in the shins. Midget revenge is the only form of revenge that works these days," he said.

He added that his ex had dumped him after dating for two months.

The advert had been viewed over 2 600 times by Friday and Brett rejected suggestions that his ad was discriminatory toward people with dwarfism.

"Fuck if I care. They know they are midgets. I'm not being politically correct about this."

Brett also rejected accusations that he was promoting violence against women because the advert posted on February 27 says that his ex should be kicked "once (not too hard) in the shin, and leave".

It is unclear how much Brett is willing to pay for the service.

Comments
  • KyleAssassin - 2012-03-02 08:58

    Haha, lets see what people on News24 think.

      KyleAssassin - 2012-03-02 09:00

      Or maybe the ex can find a better use for the "small person".

      KyleAssassin - 2012-03-02 09:00

      Or maybe the ex can find a better use for the "small person".

      KyleAssassin - 2012-03-02 09:00

      Or maybe the ex can find a better use for the "small person".

      Jonathon - 2012-03-02 11:18

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Classic!! :-)

      Jonathon - 2012-03-02 11:18

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Classic!! :-)

      Jonathon - 2012-03-02 11:18

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Classic!! :-)

      Sharon - 2012-03-02 12:22

      Brilliant! I'm 5ft3 - do I qualify?

      Sharon - 2012-03-02 12:22

      Brilliant! I'm 5ft3 - do I qualify?

      Sharon - 2012-03-02 12:22

      Brilliant! I'm 5ft3 - do I qualify?

      Stefanus - 2012-03-02 12:33

      Death by Chocolate Revenge by Midget

      Stefanus - 2012-03-02 12:33

      Death by Chocolate Revenge by Midget

      Stefanus - 2012-03-02 12:33

      Death by Chocolate Revenge by Midget

      Martin - 2012-03-02 12:57

      well i do dig watching the dwarf tossing on youtube, no discrimination, they partake cos they as crazy as the guys throwing them....

      Martin - 2012-03-02 12:57

      well i do dig watching the dwarf tossing on youtube, no discrimination, they partake cos they as crazy as the guys throwing them....

      Martin - 2012-03-02 12:57

      well i do dig watching the dwarf tossing on youtube, no discrimination, they partake cos they as crazy as the guys throwing them....

      Gareth - 2012-03-02 13:18

      What do you call an itchy midget??... a fidget!

      Gareth - 2012-03-02 13:18

      What do you call an itchy midget??... a fidget!

      Gareth - 2012-03-02 13:18

      What do you call an itchy midget??... a fidget!

      Lebo - 2012-03-02 14:02

      I wonder if he was successful though, I mean finding a midget in Randburg to kick your ex sounds like a tall order...

      Lebo - 2012-03-02 14:02

      I wonder if he was successful though, I mean finding a midget in Randburg to kick your ex sounds like a tall order...

      Lebo - 2012-03-02 14:02

      I wonder if he was successful though, I mean finding a midget in Randburg to kick your ex sounds like a tall order...

      Vicker - 2012-03-02 14:08

      Do you think this will make the midget Happy?

      Vicker - 2012-03-02 14:08

      Do you think this will make the midget Happy?

      Vicker - 2012-03-02 14:08

      Do you think this will make the midget Happy?

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:11

      Now the girl friend has another small "thing" to contend with.

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:11

      Now the girl friend has another small "thing" to contend with.

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:11

      Now the girl friend has another small "thing" to contend with.

      Kalf - 2012-03-02 14:29

      Careful Brett... she might hire a midget of her own to retaliate with a head butt... just one (not too hard) should do sufficient damage...eina!

      Kalf - 2012-03-02 14:29

      Careful Brett... she might hire a midget of her own to retaliate with a head butt... just one (not too hard) should do sufficient damage...eina!

      Kalf - 2012-03-02 14:29

      Careful Brett... she might hire a midget of her own to retaliate with a head butt... just one (not too hard) should do sufficient damage...eina!

      Fussed - 2012-03-02 14:41

      @ Lebo, excuse the pun hay

      Fussed - 2012-03-02 14:41

      @ Lebo, excuse the pun hay

      Fussed - 2012-03-02 14:41

      @ Lebo, excuse the pun hay

      duane.loubser - 2012-03-02 14:53

      Best story of the year!

      duane.loubser - 2012-03-02 14:53

      Best story of the year!

      duane.loubser - 2012-03-02 14:53

      Best story of the year!

      grant.weston1 - 2012-03-02 16:33

      Why do they always put the midget porn on the top shelf?

      Joan - 2012-03-02 22:40

      um Sharon you have to be under 4'10 to be classified as a midget

      Sharon - 2012-03-03 08:37

      Bummer!

      rbczovczov - 2012-03-03 11:06

      Does the midget have to be black or white though?

      hayden.cajee - 2012-03-03 12:00

      Flippin Brilliant!!

      james.hurley.1401 - 2012-11-09 10:25

      Haha the comments here are classic, especially sharonE. @Deus - Morbo!

  • Jacqueline - 2012-03-02 09:03

    This made my day. PC or not!!

  • Stack - 2012-03-02 09:08

    hahahahah excellent - very funny - people are far too PC these days anyway!

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:16

      What would be even funnier is if we roundup a group of midgets to kick Julius...it will be like millions of ants going against an elephant.

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:16

      What would be even funnier is if we roundup a group of midgets to kick Julius...it will be like millions of ants going against an elephant.

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:16

      What would be even funnier is if we roundup a group of midgets to kick Julius...it will be like millions of ants going against an elephant.

      Morama - 2012-03-02 15:49

      You are obssesed young man,whre does Julias malema fits here...you are a real troll!!!

      Morama - 2012-03-02 15:49

      You are obssesed young man,whre does Julias malema fits here...you are a real troll!!!

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 18:21

      Yeah you right! Malema is too big to fit in this story...my apologizes

  • clarie.attwell - 2012-03-02 09:09

    ... seriously made me laugh

  • Cindy - 2012-03-02 09:12

    love it! Some humor for the day :_)

  • berylwa - 2012-03-02 09:12

    Would it not be great if she hired a giant to kick his lame arse! No wonder she broke up with the tosser after 2 months!

      jannie.beirowski - 2012-03-02 09:33

      Brett, just as there are people that do not meet your standard, your liking or your wants,you do not meet her requirements. I am sure that if everyone that you dumped, hired somebody to kick your shins, you would have been walking on stumps by now. Because she was your girlfriend, does not mean she belongs to you. Like a bird, you set her free and even if she, or the bird returns to you, you still do not own either one. So learn from your losses and get on with life.

      jannie.beirowski - 2012-03-02 09:33

      Brett, just as there are people that do not meet your standard, your liking or your wants,you do not meet her requirements. I am sure that if everyone that you dumped, hired somebody to kick your shins, you would have been walking on stumps by now. Because she was your girlfriend, does not mean she belongs to you. Like a bird, you set her free and even if she, or the bird returns to you, you still do not own either one. So learn from your losses and get on with life.

      jannie.beirowski - 2012-03-02 09:33

      Brett, just as there are people that do not meet your standard, your liking or your wants,you do not meet her requirements. I am sure that if everyone that you dumped, hired somebody to kick your shins, you would have been walking on stumps by now. Because she was your girlfriend, does not mean she belongs to you. Like a bird, you set her free and even if she, or the bird returns to you, you still do not own either one. So learn from your losses and get on with life.

      Ben - 2012-03-02 11:04

      laaaaame

      Ben - 2012-03-02 11:04

      laaaaame

      Ben - 2012-03-02 11:04

      laaaaame

      Chille - 2012-03-02 12:15

      @ Ben Every time someone says that I see Galaxor in Monsters vs Aliens... Love it!!!

      Chille - 2012-03-02 12:15

      @ Ben Every time someone says that I see Galaxor in Monsters vs Aliens... Love it!!!

      Chille - 2012-03-02 12:15

      @ Ben Every time someone says that I see Galaxor in Monsters vs Aliens... Love it!!!

      sanette.dewet - 2012-03-02 14:42

      Totally agree! He was a keeper - NOT!

      sanette.dewet - 2012-03-02 14:42

      Totally agree! He was a keeper - NOT!

      sanette.dewet - 2012-03-02 14:42

      Totally agree! He was a keeper - NOT!

      J-Man - 2012-03-02 14:50

      Oh boo effing hoo.

      J-Man - 2012-03-02 14:50

      Oh boo effing hoo.

      J-Man - 2012-03-02 14:50

      Oh boo effing hoo.

      JasonEye - 2012-03-03 11:44

      You have no sense of humor what so ever, your life must be dull and dreary! Get laid much?

      Christopher - 2012-03-04 12:34

      I can see a few friends of the girl thats going to get her shins kicked(not too hard though)are tuning you big time Brett... I am on on your side this one around. Funny Funny funny...take it she did not like your humour..

  • Francois Petzer - 2012-03-02 09:17

    sure is the better news this week,and it cant be tied to racism like every 2nd article people comment on. We need more o this and less o malema and the rest

      Chez - 2012-03-02 10:16

      For sho' and....GO LIONS!!!!!

      Chez - 2012-03-02 10:16

      For sho' and....GO LIONS!!!!!

      Chez - 2012-03-02 10:16

      For sho' and....GO LIONS!!!!!

      Francois Petzer - 2012-03-02 11:20

      absolutely LIONS!!!

      Francois Petzer - 2012-03-02 11:20

      absolutely LIONS!!!

      Francois Petzer - 2012-03-02 11:20

      absolutely LIONS!!!

      Chris - 2012-03-02 12:52

      Lions by plenty!!!

      Chris - 2012-03-02 12:52

      Lions by plenty!!!

      Chris - 2012-03-02 12:52

      Lions by plenty!!!

  • JJ - 2012-03-02 09:22

    Small solution to a small problem... Classic!

  • torimalakou - 2012-03-02 09:24

    Um - are you guys allowed to use the F-word in your articles??

      torimalakou - 2012-03-02 09:29

      Still funny though :)

      torimalakou - 2012-03-02 09:29

      Still funny though :)

      torimalakou - 2012-03-02 09:29

      Still funny though :)

      TheSkepticDetective - 2012-03-02 09:44

      It would be better if they didn't. Obviously it opens the company up to criticism from people who are offended by this. But, I don't think anybody edits the science section at News24 any more.

      TheSkepticDetective - 2012-03-02 09:44

      It would be better if they didn't. Obviously it opens the company up to criticism from people who are offended by this. But, I don't think anybody edits the science section at News24 any more.

      TheSkepticDetective - 2012-03-02 09:44

      It would be better if they didn't. Obviously it opens the company up to criticism from people who are offended by this. But, I don't think anybody edits the science section at News24 any more.

      Bigsister - 2012-03-02 09:54

      Lighten up people, they were quoting the guy, its not like they used the word to emphasise a journalistic view. Brett used it. And this is a funny story, I dont feel violated as a female, and I hope little people dont feel insulted, I think its a nice light touch to end a heavy week newswise.

      Bigsister - 2012-03-02 09:54

      Lighten up people, they were quoting the guy, its not like they used the word to emphasise a journalistic view. Brett used it. And this is a funny story, I dont feel violated as a female, and I hope little people dont feel insulted, I think its a nice light touch to end a heavy week newswise.

      Bigsister - 2012-03-02 09:54

      Lighten up people, they were quoting the guy, its not like they used the word to emphasise a journalistic view. Brett used it. And this is a funny story, I dont feel violated as a female, and I hope little people dont feel insulted, I think its a nice light touch to end a heavy week newswise.

      S - 2012-03-02 10:04

      @TheSepticDetective It must be sad going through life with no sense of humour whatsoever. Get a life.

      S - 2012-03-02 10:04

      @TheSepticDetective It must be sad going through life with no sense of humour whatsoever. Get a life.

      S - 2012-03-02 10:04

      @TheSepticDetective It must be sad going through life with no sense of humour whatsoever. Get a life.

      The-third - 2012-03-02 10:05

      THE F WORD? Oh my goodness not that? ARRRRGGGGGGG....

      The-third - 2012-03-02 10:05

      THE F WORD? Oh my goodness not that? ARRRRGGGGGGG....

      The-third - 2012-03-02 10:05

      THE F WORD? Oh my goodness not that? ARRRRGGGGGGG....

      TheSkepticDetective - 2012-03-02 10:13

      I have a sense of humour, and a sense of journalistic and editorial integrity. Sure, it's funny, but it's not science news.

      TheSkepticDetective - 2012-03-02 10:13

      I have a sense of humour, and a sense of journalistic and editorial integrity. Sure, it's funny, but it's not science news.

      TheSkepticDetective - 2012-03-02 10:13

      I have a sense of humour, and a sense of journalistic and editorial integrity. Sure, it's funny, but it's not science news.

      Nicola Erasmus - 2012-03-02 10:20

      @torimalakou: You're new around here, aren't you?

      Nicola Erasmus - 2012-03-02 10:20

      @torimalakou: You're new around here, aren't you?

      Nicola Erasmus - 2012-03-02 10:20

      @torimalakou: You're new around here, aren't you?

      Sharon - 2012-03-02 13:16

      i thought that the f--word just got expelled from the anc

      Sharon - 2012-03-02 13:16

      i thought that the f--word just got expelled from the anc

      Sharon - 2012-03-02 13:16

      i thought that the f--word just got expelled from the anc

      Fussed - 2012-03-02 14:44

      @ torimalakou - Only if your are cooking

      Fussed - 2012-03-02 14:44

      @ torimalakou - Only if your are cooking

      Fussed - 2012-03-02 14:44

      @ torimalakou - Only if your are cooking

      Deon - 2012-03-02 16:05

      Rather the F word than the C word, thank you Proteas!

  • matt.swarts - 2012-03-02 09:30

    This man is my hero

  • spookhuis - 2012-03-02 09:35

    OK I can't resist this........I know of a political midget that is looking for work.

      Marion - 2012-03-02 14:04

      lol...

      Marion - 2012-03-02 14:04

      lol...

      Marion - 2012-03-02 14:04

      lol...

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:20

      Not just any midget...a fat midget...in a purple suit

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:20

      Not just any midget...a fat midget...in a purple suit

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:20

      Not just any midget...a fat midget...in a purple suit

      maseratifittipaldi - 2012-03-02 17:42

      he can't even kick a revo loo shin.

      Towtruck - 2012-03-02 22:16

      Maybe he should apply for a job as "Barney" on kids TV?

  • JohncarlosBiza - 2012-03-02 09:36

    Coming off short?

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:21

      Or maybe selling himself short...

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:21

      Or maybe selling himself short...

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:21

      Or maybe selling himself short...

  • TBlogger - 2012-03-02 09:45

    Its a sad day when things like this makes news...

      JohncarlosBiza - 2012-03-02 10:18

      You're the sad one for responding like that to this article. The irony.

      JohncarlosBiza - 2012-03-02 10:18

      You're the sad one for responding like that to this article. The irony.

      JohncarlosBiza - 2012-03-02 10:18

      You're the sad one for responding like that to this article. The irony.

      Cindy - 2012-03-02 10:57

      It is a good day when things like this make the news. We need some humor instead of all the evil and politics :)

      Cindy - 2012-03-02 10:57

      It is a good day when things like this make the news. We need some humor instead of all the evil and politics :)

      Cindy - 2012-03-02 10:57

      It is a good day when things like this make the news. We need some humor instead of all the evil and politics :)

      Yolanda - 2012-03-02 11:47

      Take a chill pill!!! news doesn't have to be serious ALL THE TIME! We also need to have a bit of a laugh :-))

      Yolanda - 2012-03-02 11:47

      Take a chill pill!!! news doesn't have to be serious ALL THE TIME! We also need to have a bit of a laugh :-))

      Yolanda - 2012-03-02 11:47

      Take a chill pill!!! news doesn't have to be serious ALL THE TIME! We also need to have a bit of a laugh :-))

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:22

      Come on man, it's Friday...get with the small talk Goliath.

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:22

      Come on man, it's Friday...get with the small talk Goliath.

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:22

      Come on man, it's Friday...get with the small talk Goliath.

      Mohsin - 2012-03-02 14:23

      AG U SUCH A LOOSER THING

      Mohsin - 2012-03-02 14:23

      AG U SUCH A LOOSER THING

      Mohsin - 2012-03-02 14:23

      AG U SUCH A LOOSER THING

      Deon - 2012-03-02 16:06

      I take this anyday before a murder or rape story.

  • Robert Appleby - 2012-03-02 09:45

    I swear, as I read this article, a midget walked passed me. Funniest thing ever

      monty.pulumo - 2012-03-02 10:40

      Liar! bhahahahahahah, SA people r the funniest around the world, bet this article n the comments in here made every one's day, CLASSIC!

      monty.pulumo - 2012-03-02 10:40

      Liar! bhahahahahahah, SA people r the funniest around the world, bet this article n the comments in here made every one's day, CLASSIC!

      monty.pulumo - 2012-03-02 10:40

      Liar! bhahahahahahah, SA people r the funniest around the world, bet this article n the comments in here made every one's day, CLASSIC!

      Yolanda - 2012-03-02 11:48

      lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Yolanda - 2012-03-02 11:48

      lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Yolanda - 2012-03-02 11:48

      lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      dumisiledee - 2012-03-02 13:21

      hahahhahhahahhahhahahhha "That awkward moment" lol

      dumisiledee - 2012-03-02 13:21

      hahahhahhahahhahhahahhha "That awkward moment" lol

      dumisiledee - 2012-03-02 13:21

      hahahhahhahahhahhahahhha "That awkward moment" lol

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:23

      The reason you saw the midget is becoz u SHORT sighted lol

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:23

      The reason you saw the midget is becoz u SHORT sighted lol

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:23

      The reason you saw the midget is becoz u SHORT sighted lol

      Lenisto - 2012-03-02 21:50

      NO! How awkward that must have been...u've got jokes hey! Lmao......

      Christopher - 2012-03-04 12:36

      Hahahahah.....LOL!!!

  • stoute.babuseng - 2012-03-02 09:47

    Lol if this happens to me too imma hire myself a midget

  • logancyoung - 2012-03-02 09:48

    Now that we're done reading about the IMPORTANT issues in society today, we can get back to the trivial like global warming or the economy crisis...

      dumisiledee - 2012-03-02 13:22

      sour grape

      dumisiledee - 2012-03-02 13:22

      sour grape

      dumisiledee - 2012-03-02 13:22

      sour grape

      Hugo - 2012-03-02 13:32

      not yet

      Hugo - 2012-03-02 13:32

      not yet

      Hugo - 2012-03-02 13:32

      not yet

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:24

      Huston we have a problem? We need a midget to resolve this problem.

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:24

      Huston we have a problem? We need a midget to resolve this problem.

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:24

      Huston we have a problem? We need a midget to resolve this problem.

      JasonEye - 2012-03-03 11:50

      Logan, you are a sad little man! Midget revenge is WAY more important than global warming! We all know global warming is not true ;)

  • Perfume - 2012-03-02 09:50

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

  • grantybobbins - 2012-03-02 09:50

    I had a great laugh to this article.. I pictured the whole scenario in my mind!!! :)

      Yolanda - 2012-03-02 11:49

      Same here!! Really enjoyed the article.

      Yolanda - 2012-03-02 11:49

      Same here!! Really enjoyed the article.

      Yolanda - 2012-03-02 11:49

      Same here!! Really enjoyed the article.

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:25

      Pity the scenario was Short.

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:25

      Pity the scenario was Short.

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:25

      Pity the scenario was Short.

  • Wimpie - 2012-03-02 09:50

    HAHAHAHA !!!

  • Robin - 2012-03-02 09:52

    Not even interesting news and certainly should not be posted under 'Science and Technology'. Who vets this stuff?

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:26

      Your comment sucks, not even midgets would look up to u

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:26

      Your comment sucks, not even midgets would look up to u

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:26

      Your comment sucks, not even midgets would look up to u

      maseratifittipaldi - 2012-03-02 17:57

      Kickshin exshin. Too technical to menshin.

  • John - 2012-03-02 09:52

    They only dated for 2 months. She probably noticed that he had a screw loose and therefor dumped him.

      Chez - 2012-03-02 10:12

      Actually, he is a house mate to a friend of mine and is a really nice bloke. Just spent a fair bit of money on her birhtday prezzie and really liked her. Take a chill pill and learn to smile. this guy has cheered a lot of us up on a friday.

      Chez - 2012-03-02 10:12

      Actually, he is a house mate to a friend of mine and is a really nice bloke. Just spent a fair bit of money on her birhtday prezzie and really liked her. Take a chill pill and learn to smile. this guy has cheered a lot of us up on a friday.

      Chez - 2012-03-02 10:12

      Actually, he is a house mate to a friend of mine and is a really nice bloke. Just spent a fair bit of money on her birhtday prezzie and really liked her. Take a chill pill and learn to smile. this guy has cheered a lot of us up on a friday.

      John - 2012-03-02 11:10

      @ Chez.. Any guy who wants to kick woman is NOT a nice guy. I don't give a dam about the political correctness of using a dwarf though. And what has buying her an expensive gift have to do with it?? Does it mean he now "owns" her?

      John - 2012-03-02 11:10

      @ Chez.. Any guy who wants to kick woman is NOT a nice guy. I don't give a dam about the political correctness of using a dwarf though. And what has buying her an expensive gift have to do with it?? Does it mean he now "owns" her?

      John - 2012-03-02 11:10

      @ Chez.. Any guy who wants to kick woman is NOT a nice guy. I don't give a dam about the political correctness of using a dwarf though. And what has buying her an expensive gift have to do with it?? Does it mean he now "owns" her?

      betsy.compaan - 2012-03-02 12:15

      @chez, his comment made my day! It's friday people! Just laugh and enjoy it!

      betsy.compaan - 2012-03-02 12:15

      @chez, his comment made my day! It's friday people! Just laugh and enjoy it!

      betsy.compaan - 2012-03-02 12:15

      @chez, his comment made my day! It's friday people! Just laugh and enjoy it!

      Marion - 2012-03-02 14:12

      @Chez.... let this be a warning to all guys out there. DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, spend a lot of money on a woman until you know the relationship is going somewhere. Also, don't start dating women two months before their birthdays or a month before valentine's day.

      Marion - 2012-03-02 14:12

      @Chez.... let this be a warning to all guys out there. DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, spend a lot of money on a woman until you know the relationship is going somewhere. Also, don't start dating women two months before their birthdays or a month before valentine's day.

      Marion - 2012-03-02 14:12

      @Chez.... let this be a warning to all guys out there. DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, spend a lot of money on a woman until you know the relationship is going somewhere. Also, don't start dating women two months before their birthdays or a month before valentine's day.

      J-Man - 2012-03-02 14:34

      Oh John please. Get off your high horse and get a life. Its funny as sh*t.

      J-Man - 2012-03-02 14:34

      Oh John please. Get off your high horse and get a life. Its funny as sh*t.

      J-Man - 2012-03-02 14:34

      Oh John please. Get off your high horse and get a life. Its funny as sh*t.

      antoinette.jordaan - 2012-03-02 17:47

      @John - oh puh-leaze......

      JasonEye - 2012-03-03 11:54

      @john, he doesnt want to kick a woman, he wants a midget to do it, and he is willing to pay..............Thats job creation right there!

  • spongy.matimbi - 2012-03-02 09:56

    thats crazy Man, when she dumped you MR it means you were not good for her so move on and find the right one for yourself

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:26

      Who are you to judge...the midget has the final verdict.

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:26

      Who are you to judge...the midget has the final verdict.

      rbphiri - 2012-03-02 14:26

      Who are you to judge...the midget has the final verdict.

  • Mariette_D - 2012-03-02 09:57

    Hahahahahaha lekker funny story on a friday! Love it, but this guy has serious issues!

  • Hannes Corbett - 2012-03-02 09:59

    Haha! This so made my day!

  • Bongani Mthembu Bling - 2012-03-02 10:02

    The story will be more hilarious if it sounded like "A midget kicked Malema while he's down".

  • Bongani Mthembu Bling - 2012-03-02 10:03

    The story will be more hilarious if it sounded like "A midget kicked Malema while he's down".

  • The-third - 2012-03-02 10:03

    like it.

  • Kraken - 2012-03-02 10:06

    Give that man a Midget!!!

      sanette.dewet - 2012-03-02 14:51

      I wish I could like it more than once! Sharp!

      sanette.dewet - 2012-03-02 14:51

      I wish I could like it more than once! Sharp!

      sanette.dewet - 2012-03-02 14:51

      I wish I could like it more than once! Sharp!

      JasonEye - 2012-03-03 11:57

      hahahahahahaha brilliant!

  • CraigColinRoyMcLeod - 2012-03-02 10:08

    Midget Justice is the only Justice for a broken heart!

  • Sandra - 2012-03-02 10:13

    He sounds like a tosser. No wonder she dumped him.

      Tygerr - 2012-03-02 12:28

      A dwarf-tosser?

      Tygerr - 2012-03-02 12:28

      A dwarf-tosser?

      Tygerr - 2012-03-02 12:28

      A dwarf-tosser?

      brandon.conroy3 - 2012-03-02 13:36

      Met a dodgy looking midget the other day, don't trust him as far as I can throw him.

      brandon.conroy3 - 2012-03-02 13:36

      Met a dodgy looking midget the other day, don't trust him as far as I can throw him.

      brandon.conroy3 - 2012-03-02 13:36

      Met a dodgy looking midget the other day, don't trust him as far as I can throw him.

      J-Man - 2012-03-02 14:53

      Umm..."He" sounds like a tosser...?

      J-Man - 2012-03-02 14:53

      Umm..."He" sounds like a tosser...?

      J-Man - 2012-03-02 14:53

      Umm..."He" sounds like a tosser...?

      JasonEye - 2012-03-03 11:58

      You sound boring! glad i dont know you!

  • kurtechardt - 2012-03-02 10:14

    So, slow day for news eh?

  • Dexter - 2012-03-02 10:15

    HAHAHA Brett for President !!!

  • Christian J Denyschen - 2012-03-02 10:18

    haha funny stuff but for a 2 month relationship you want 2 do that what would happen if she leaves him after 15 years marriage is he going 2 be the next Modimolle monster?

  • Debbi - 2012-03-02 10:21

    Brilliant! Dude, if you find a midget willing to help, send him my way - I may have a few jobs for him in Cape Town too!!! ;0)

  • Se-a Spencer Ikeremm - 2012-03-02 10:23

    This is nothing unique. Don't know why it even made the news. There are such ads all over the world, Craigslist.org even has them under one special category: Best-of-Craigslist. Read a couple of them, it's funny what people advertised. People who find this guys ad should definitely check those out:)

      Marion - 2012-03-02 14:15

      @sodesode ... some of those ads on Craigslist are truly evil from what I've heard.

      Marion - 2012-03-02 14:15

      @sodesode ... some of those ads on Craigslist are truly evil from what I've heard.

      Marion - 2012-03-02 14:15

      @sodesode ... some of those ads on Craigslist are truly evil from what I've heard.

  • candice.raley - 2012-03-02 10:30

    Yoh! Like wow! Yeah! No words to describe this!

      JasonEye - 2012-03-03 11:59

      "Yoh! Like wow! Yeah! No words to describe this!" the reason you have no words, is like because of all the like dagga ek se............like!

  • cwboshoff - 2012-03-02 10:34

    Haha, epic.... I love it... "Midget revenge" rofl!

  • Olivia - 2012-03-02 10:36

    LOL!!!!!!

  • Takuza - 2012-03-02 10:41

    This sounds more like 'from Benoni"

      Clive.D.Buckley - 2012-03-02 10:54

      Charlize Theron and Charlene Wittstock are both from Benoni...

      Clive.D.Buckley - 2012-03-02 10:54

      Charlize Theron and Charlene Wittstock are both from Benoni...

      Clive.D.Buckley - 2012-03-02 10:54

      Charlize Theron and Charlene Wittstock are both from Benoni...

      Takuza - 2012-03-02 11:08

      Ja , seems like old "Brett" too :)

      Takuza - 2012-03-02 11:08

      Ja , seems like old "Brett" too :)

      Takuza - 2012-03-02 11:08

      Ja , seems like old "Brett" too :)

      Marion - 2012-03-02 14:16

      Hey, I'm from the East Rand and I object to that !

      Marion - 2012-03-02 14:16

      Hey, I'm from the East Rand and I object to that !

      Marion - 2012-03-02 14:16

      Hey, I'm from the East Rand and I object to that !

      Takuza - 2012-03-02 14:46

      Seems like "Brakpan" would have been a better option :)

      Takuza - 2012-03-02 14:46

      Seems like "Brakpan" would have been a better option :)

      Takuza - 2012-03-02 14:46

      Seems like "Brakpan" would have been a better option :)

  • monty.pulumo - 2012-03-02 10:49

    Priceless...Brett for Jay Leno show, witty as...well Midget!! hehehe

  • Mike - 2012-03-02 10:49

    Lol,I like this.They should report more newsworthy stuff like this.If she needs to be kicked,give that man a midget.I also might need one,for my ex boss,he really need to be kicked or punched in the nuts,by a midget.

  • Ben - 2012-03-02 11:01

    Oh please! People offended by that add should just go DIE!!! It was funny. End....

  • ismaeel.appels - 2012-03-02 11:10

    Lmao

  • ismaeel.appels - 2012-03-02 11:10

    this meshed up lmao

      TheSkepticDetective - 2012-03-02 16:43

      messed*

  • Goldie - 2012-03-02 11:12

    Oh, what a great laugh for a Friday morning! This guy may be an a$$, but I like his sense of humour. At least, I hope it is humour, otherwise he is seriously disturbed.

  • NeoAcheron - 2012-03-02 11:18

    That's brilliant!

  • Pixie86 - 2012-03-02 11:21

    this article made my day! I am laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face!

  • graeme.a.hayes - 2012-03-02 11:24

    I used to be in a relationship once, but then I took a midget to the knee.

      Mildly_Amused - 2012-03-02 13:59

      BEST arrow to the knee joke ever

      Mildly_Amused - 2012-03-02 13:59

      BEST arrow to the knee joke ever

      Mildly_Amused - 2012-03-02 13:59

      BEST arrow to the knee joke ever

      antoinette.jordaan - 2012-03-02 17:49

      lol

  • kelebetseng - 2012-03-02 11:29

    @TheSkepticDetective. You're right. I did make an assumption and that was wrong. And I'm glad you also found it funny. But are you saying that Sci/Tech news can never be humourous? I don't agree. Doesn't an article about what someone posts on a WEBSITE fit into TECHNOLOGY?

      TheSkepticDetective - 2012-03-02 15:27

      No, I'm not saying that science and technology can't be humourus, look at the work done by Carl Zimmer and Ed Yong. They are wonderful science journalists. The problem I have with this article is that it is about the guy advertising for a midget to kick his girlfriend. The fact that he did it using Gumtree is glossed over. Alfreds throws in a few stats and then it goes into the science section where it really does not belong. I have a long-standing gripe with News24 on this topic, they publish Alfreds' second-rate reporting all the time.

      TheSkepticDetective - 2012-03-02 15:27

      No, I'm not saying that science and technology can't be humourus, look at the work done by Carl Zimmer and Ed Yong. They are wonderful science journalists. The problem I have with this article is that it is about the guy advertising for a midget to kick his girlfriend. The fact that he did it using Gumtree is glossed over. Alfreds throws in a few stats and then it goes into the science section where it really does not belong. I have a long-standing gripe with News24 on this topic, they publish Alfreds' second-rate reporting all the time.

      TheSkepticDetective - 2012-03-02 15:27

      No, I'm not saying that science and technology can't be humourus, look at the work done by Carl Zimmer and Ed Yong. They are wonderful science journalists. The problem I have with this article is that it is about the guy advertising for a midget to kick his girlfriend. The fact that he did it using Gumtree is glossed over. Alfreds throws in a few stats and then it goes into the science section where it really does not belong. I have a long-standing gripe with News24 on this topic, they publish Alfreds' second-rate reporting all the time.

      Yolanda - 2012-03-02 15:35

      What's up with the debate???? Take a chill pill!

      Yolanda - 2012-03-02 15:35

      What's up with the debate???? Take a chill pill!

      Yolanda - 2012-03-02 15:35

      What's up with the debate???? Take a chill pill!

  • Yolanda - 2012-03-02 11:44

    This is soo wrong, yet sooooo funny!!!! Good Friday humour!! Lmao