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2015-04-30 13:58
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When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

PHOTO: sourced When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

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• YOU can tune a piano, but you canand#039;t tuna fish.

• To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

• When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

• A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.

• When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U C L A.

• The batteries were given out free of charge.

• A dentist and a manicurist married - they fought tooth and nail.

• A will is a dead giveaway.

• A boiled egg is hard to beat.

• Police were called to a day care centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

• A bicycle canand#039;t stand alone, itand#039;s two tired.

• When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

• The bloke who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

• He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

• When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought sheand#039;d dye.

• Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end

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