Mother’s Day quotes

2016-05-04 06:00

• “IT is never easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” - Anonymous.

• “Mom, thanks for always being slightly less disappointed in me than Dad is.” - SomeECards.

• “Mothers are all slightly insane.” - J.D. Salinger

• “Happy Mother’s Day to the one person who believes I can do anything despite all evidence to the contrary.” -SomeECards.

• “Dear Mother-in-Law: I don’t need you to teach me how to handle my children. I live with one of yours, and he needs a lot of improvement.” - SomeECards.

• “My mother’s menu consisted of two choices - take it or leave it.” - Buddy Hackett.

• “Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, ‘Dad’s trophy wife day.” - Jay Leno.

• “No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother’s love.” - Edwin H. Chapin.

• “Mothers of teens know why some animals­ eat their young.” - Anonymous.

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