COLUMN: Of Bros and their Mos

2016-11-22 06:00

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Oh how I wish it was 1 December already. The day normality returns. The day I can look in the mirror and see myself again. The day the itching and irritation will stop. The day that the Mo will go.

On 1 November every year many men around the world start caring for their new baby – a baby called The Abracadabra, The Rock Star, The Regent, The Trucker, The Wisp, The Connoisseur, The After Eight, The Box Car or The Undercover Brother.

We will take care of our Box Car or Trucker. We will trim it and keep it tidy and think that we look good (but deep down we now that we are no Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds). We take the itching and irritation, the teasing by friends and co-workers and the month of almost no kisses from the wives or girlfriends, because we do it for our brothers. Brothers we may not know and may not ever meet – brothers who suffer from cancer.

Movember is an international movement committed to changing the face of men’s health. The way most men support this is to grow a Mo during November, but for many of us it is not easy.

It is not easy because all facial hair is not created equal. For some Mo Bros it takes only a few days to get The Rock Star or The Regent. For others it will take a few weeks to even see a semblance of a Mo. But we all do it and we each have a reason.

For me it is a way to commemorate my late father who died of cancer many years ago when I was a student. My constant itching and irritation does not compare in the least to the pain and suffering he had to endure, but for those 30 days of Movember it is my way of saying: I miss you, Dad.

So whether the Mo Bro next to you is sporting The Connoisseur or The Wisp or even just a few upper-lip hairs standing up straight and out of line, remember that he is doing it for The Cause.

To the Mo Bros who, like me, can’t stand the itching and irritation any more: there is only one week left to 1 December.

And then the Mo can go.

– Ben Burger

Oh how I wish it was 1 December already. The day normality returns. The day I can look in the mirror and see myself again. The day the itching and irritation will stop. The day that the Mo will go.

On 1 November every year many men around the world start caring for their new baby – a baby called The Abracadabra, The Rock Star, The Regent, The Trucker, The Wisp, The Connoisseur, The After Eight, The Box Car or The Undercover Brother.

We will take care of our Box Car or Trucker. We will trim it and keep it tidy and think that we look good (but deep down we now that we are no Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds). We take the itching and irritation, the teasing by friends and the month of almost no kisses from the wives or girlfriends, because we do it for our brothers. Brothers we may not know and may not ever meet – brothers who suffer from cancer.

Movember is an international movement committed to changing the face of men’s health. The way most men support this is to grow a Mo during November, but for many of us it is not easy.

It is not easy because all facial hair is not created equal. For some Mo Bros it takes only a few days to get The Rock Star or The Regent. For others it will take a few weeks to even see a semblance of a Mo. But we all do it and we each have a reason.

For me it is a way to commemorate my late father who died of cancer many years ago when I was a student. My constant itching and irritation does not compare in the least to the pain and suffering he had to endure, but for those 30 days of Movember it is my way of saying: I miss you, Dad.

So whether the Mo Bro next to you is sporting The Connoisseur or The Wisp or even just a few upper-lip hairs standing up straight and out of line, remember that he is doing it for The Cause.

To the Mo Bros who, like me, can’t stand the itching and irritation any more: there is only one week left to 1 December.

And then the Mo can go.

– Ben Burger

Oh how I wish it was 1 December already. The day normality returns. The day I can look in the mirror and see myself again. The day the itching and irritation will stop. The day that the Mo will go.

On 1 November every year many men around the world start caring for their new baby – a baby called The Abracadabra, The Rock Star, The Regent, The Trucker, The Wisp, The Connoisseur, The After Eight, The Box Car or The Undercover Brother.

We will take care of our Box Car or Trucker. We will trim it and keep it tidy and think that we look good (but deep down we now that we are no Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds). We take the itching and irritation, the teasing by friends and the month of almost no kisses from the wives or girlfriends, because we do it for our brothers. Brothers we may not know and may not ever meet – brothers who suffer from cancer.

Movember is an international movement committed to changing the face of men’s health. The way most men support this is to grow a Mo during November, but for many of us it is not easy.

It is not easy because all facial hair is not created equal. For some Mo Bros it takes only a few days to get The Rock Star or The Regent. For others it will take a few weeks to even see a semblance of a Mo. But we all do it and we each have a reason.

For me it is a way to commemorate my late father who died of cancer many years ago when I was a student. My constant itching and irritation does not compare in the least to the pain and suffering he had to endure, but for those 30 days of Movember it is my way of saying: I miss you, Dad.

So whether the Mo Bro next to you is sporting The Connoisseur or The Wisp or even just a few upper-lip hairs standing up straight and out of line, remember that he is doing it for The Cause.

To the Mo Bros who, like me, can’t stand the itching and irritation any more: there is only one week left to 1 December.

And then the Mo can go.

– Ben Burger

Oh how I wish it was 1 December already. The day normality returns. The day I can look in the mirror and see myself again. The day the itching and irritation will stop. The day that the Mo will go.

On 1 November every year many men around the world start caring for their new baby – a baby called The Abracadabra, The Rock Star, The Regent, The Trucker, The Wisp, The Connoisseur, The After Eight, The Box Car or The Undercover Brother.

We will take care of our Box Car or Trucker. We will trim it and keep it tidy and think that we look good (but deep down we now that we are no Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds). We take the itching and irritation, the teasing by friends and the month of almost no kisses from the wives or girlfriends, because we do it for our brothers. Brothers we may not know and may not ever meet – brothers who suffer from cancer.

Movember is an international movement committed to changing the face of men’s health. The way most men support this is to grow a Mo during November, but for many of us it is not easy.

It is not easy because all facial hair is not created equal. For some Mo Bros it takes only a few days to get The Rock Star or The Regent. For others it will take a few weeks to even see a semblance of a Mo. But we all do it and we each have a reason.

For me it is a way to commemorate my late father who died of cancer many years ago when I was a student. My constant itching and irritation does not compare in the least to the pain and suffering he had to endure, but for those 30 days of Movember it is my way of saying: I miss you, Dad.

So whether the Mo Bro next to you is sporting The Connoisseur or The Wisp or even just a few upper-lip hairs standing up straight and out of line, remember that he is doing it for The Cause.

To the Mo Bros who, like me, can’t stand the itching and irritation any more: there is only one week left to 1 December.

And then the Mo can go.

– Ben Burger

Oh how I wish it was 1 December already. The day normality returns. The day I can look in the mirror and see myself again. The day the itching and irritation will stop. The day that the Mo will go.

On 1 November every year many men around the world start caring for their new baby – a baby called The Abracadabra, The Rock Star, The Regent, The Trucker, The Wisp, The Connoisseur, The After Eight, The Box Car or The Undercover Brother.

We will take care of our Box Car or Trucker. We will trim it and keep it tidy and think that we look good (but deep down we now that we are no Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds). We take the itching and irritation, the teasing by friends and the month of almost no kisses from the wives or girlfriends, because we do it for our brothers. Brothers we may not know and may not ever meet – brothers who suffer from cancer.

Movember is an international movement committed to changing the face of men’s health. The way most men support this is to grow a Mo during November, but for many of us it is not easy.

It is not easy because all facial hair is not created equal. For some Mo Bros it takes only a few days to get The Rock Star or The Regent. For others it will take a few weeks to even see a semblance of a Mo. But we all do it and we each have a reason.

For me it is a way to commemorate my late father who died of cancer many years ago when I was a student. My constant itching and irritation does not compare in the least to the pain and suffering he had to endure, but for those 30 days of Movember it is my way of saying: I miss you, Dad.

So whether the Mo Bro next to you is sporting The Connoisseur or The Wisp or even just a few upper-lip hairs standing up straight and out of line, remember that he is doing it for The Cause.

To the Mo Bros who, like me, can’t stand the itching and irritation any more: there is only one week left to 1 December.

And then the Mo can go.

– Ben Burger

Oh how I wish it was 1 December already. The day normality returns. The day I can look in the mirror and see myself again. The day the itching and irritation will stop. The day that the Mo will go.

On 1 November every year many men around the world start caring for their new baby – a baby called The Abracadabra, The Rock Star, The Regent, The Trucker, The Wisp, The Connoisseur, The After Eight, The Box Car or The Undercover Brother.

We will take care of our Box Car or Trucker. We will trim it and keep it tidy and think that we look good (but deep down we now that we are no Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds). We take the itching and irritation, the teasing by friends and the month of almost no kisses from the wives or girlfriends, because we do it for our brothers. Brothers we may not know and may not ever meet – brothers who suffer from cancer.

Movember is an international movement committed to changing the face of men’s health. The way most men support this is to grow a Mo during November, but for many of us it is not easy.

It is not easy because all facial hair is not created equal. For some Mo Bros it takes only a few days to get The Rock Star or The Regent. For others it will take a few weeks to even see a semblance of a Mo. But we all do it and we each have a reason.

For me it is a way to commemorate my late father who died of cancer many years ago when I was a student. My constant itching and irritation does not compare in the least to the pain and suffering he had to endure, but for those 30 days of Movember it is my way of saying: I miss you, Dad.

So whether the Mo Bro next to you is sporting The Connoisseur or The Wisp or even just a few upper-lip hairs standing up straight and out of line, remember that he is doing it for The Cause.

To the Mo Bros who, like me, can’t stand the itching and irritation any more: there is only one week left to 1 December.

And then the Mo can go.

– Ben Burger

Oh how I wish it was 1 December already. The day normality returns. The day I can look in the mirror and see myself again. The day the itching and irritation will stop. The day that the Mo will go.

On 1 November every year many men around the world start caring for their new baby – a baby called The Abracadabra, The Rock Star, The Regent, The Trucker, The Wisp, The Connoisseur, The After Eight, The Box Car or The Undercover Brother.

We will take care of our Box Car or Trucker. We will trim it and keep it tidy and think that we look good (but deep down we now that we are no Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds). We take the itching and irritation, the teasing by friends and the month of almost no kisses from the wives or girlfriends, because we do it for our brothers. Brothers we may not know and may not ever meet – brothers who suffer from cancer.

Movember is an international movement committed to changing the face of men’s health. The way most men support this is to grow a Mo during November, but for many of us it is not easy.

It is not easy because all facial hair is not created equal. For some Mo Bros it takes only a few days to get The Rock Star or The Regent. For others it will take a few weeks to even see a semblance of a Mo. But we all do it and we each have a reason.

For me it is a way to commemorate my late father who died of cancer many years ago when I was a student. My constant itching and irritation does not compare in the least to the pain and suffering he had to endure, but for those 30 days of Movember it is my way of saying: I miss you, Dad.

So whether the Mo Bro next to you is sporting The Connoisseur or The Wisp or even just a few upper-lip hairs standing up straight and out of line, remember that he is doing it for The Cause.

To the Mo Bros who, like me, can’t stand the itching and irritation any more: there is only one week left to 1 December.

And then the Mo can go.

– Ben Burger

Oh how I wish it was 1 December already. The day normality returns. The day I can look in the mirror and see myself again. The day the itching and irritation will stop. The day that the Mo will go.

On 1 November every year many men around the world start caring for their new baby – a baby called The Abracadabra, The Rock Star, The Regent, The Trucker, The Wisp, The Connoisseur, The After Eight, The Box Car or The Undercover Brother.

We will take care of our Box Car or Trucker. We will trim it and keep it tidy and think that we look good (but deep down we now that we are no Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds). We take the itching and irritation, the teasing by friends and the month of almost no kisses from the wives or girlfriends, because we do it for our brothers. Brothers we may not know and may not ever meet – brothers who suffer from cancer.

Movember is an international movement committed to changing the face of men’s health. The way most men support this is to grow a Mo during November, but for many of us it is not easy.

It is not easy because all facial hair is not created equal. For some Mo Bros it takes only a few days to get The Rock Star or The Regent. For others it will take a few weeks to even see a semblance of a Mo. But we all do it and we each have a reason.

For me it is a way to commemorate my late father who died of cancer many years ago when I was a student. My constant itching and irritation does not compare in the least to the pain and suffering he had to endure, but for those 30 days of Movember it is my way of saying: I miss you, Dad.

So whether the Mo Bro next to you is sporting The Connoisseur or The Wisp or even just a few upper-lip hairs standing up straight and out of line, remember that he is doing it for The Cause.

To the Mo Bros who, like me, can’t stand the itching and irritation any more: there is only one week left to 1 December.

And then the Mo can go.

– Ben Burger

Oh how I wish it was 1 December already. The day normality returns. The day I can look in the mirror and see myself again. The day the itching and irritation will stop. The day that the Mo will go.

On 1 November every year many men around the world start caring for their new baby – a baby called The Abracadabra, The Rock Star, The Regent, The Trucker, The Wisp, The Connoisseur, The After Eight, The Box Car or The Undercover Brother.

We will take care of our Box Car or Trucker. We will trim it and keep it tidy and think that we look good (but deep down we now that we are no Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds). We take the itching and irritation, the teasing by friends and the month of almost no kisses from the wives or girlfriends, because we do it for our brothers. Brothers we may not know and may not ever meet – brothers who suffer from cancer.

Movember is an international movement committed to changing the face of men’s health. The way most men support this is to grow a Mo during November, but for many of us it is not easy.

It is not easy because all facial hair is not created equal. For some Mo Bros it takes only a few days to get The Rock Star or The Regent. For others it will take a few weeks to even see a semblance of a Mo. But we all do it and we each have a reason.

For me it is a way to commemorate my late father who died of cancer many years ago when I was a student. My constant itching and irritation does not compare in the least to the pain and suffering he had to endure, but for those 30 days of Movember it is my way of saying: I miss you, Dad.

So whether the Mo Bro next to you is sporting The Connoisseur or The Wisp or even just a few upper-lip hairs standing up straight and out of line, remember that he is doing it for The Cause.

To the Mo Bros who, like me, can’t stand the itching and irritation any more: there is only one week left to 1 December.

And then the Mo can go.

– Ben Burger

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