'Magic penis' killing set for trial date

2011-05-25 22:11

Malalane - A trial date is expected to be set on Thursday for 12 people arrested in connection with setting a pastor alight after accusing him of using a magic penis to sleep with women.

The nine men and three women, aged between 28 and 50 will appear in the Boschfontein periodical court in Mpumalanga on charges murder and arson.

The villagers, among them a community induna (headman), were  arrested on February 24 after Albert Malwane, a pastor of the Izwi Zion Christian Church, was burnt to death a day before.

Mpumalanga police spokesperson Leonard Hlathi said that Malwane had been dragged from his one-roomed house in the Etitandini informal settlement near Jeppes Reef south of Malalane and taken to a hill, where he was set alight.

Malwane's house was also burnt and his wife and daughter went into hiding.

Community members had accused him of talking to animals and using an invisible penis to sleep with women in the informal settlement.

They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorising the community.

The villagers also complained that Malwane's family had used muti to make then sick after Malwane's death.

One of the accused had to be carried into the Boschfontein periodical court when the 12 appeared in court on April 8.

Timothy Malwane, the father of the deceased, believes a curse was released at the pastor’s funeral.

The 12 accused have not been asked to plead.

  • Matt - 2011-05-25 22:20

    And these are people who vote ANC and have a say in how the country is run. WTF!

      Duke - 2011-05-26 05:16

      @zaatheist.. sounds like you writing about the penis growing and shrinking. No magic there? This artice is about a magic penis.

      Hantie Jansen van Vuuren - 2011-05-26 06:51

      @zaatheist: So is that why you're such a small man?

      C_S - 2011-05-26 07:12

      A snail, terrorising the community.. LOL

      ReThan - 2011-05-26 07:46

      HAHA Matt, and you know there is a guy from Malawi that works with us he believes that cats go into their homes and steal their money "they put it in their pockeeeets". ALso, there are chickens that run around here at work (in the business park) because the owner died, so he says they cannot eat them because they will cry in their stomachs. This is the mentality of the ANC.

      nobody - 2011-05-26 08:45

      @ReThan Malawi = ANC Brilliant commentary. Please accept my immense admiration for your astute political mind. Brilliant linkage of superstition and politics. A total mindkcuf

      Matt - 2011-05-26 09:04

      @ Risen Ape - Lot's wife turning into a pillar of salt is something one would either believe or not believe. But it was a result of the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. So what would one say to the two areas in Jordan that were found, where there were destroyed cities that contained the exact same materials as was described in the Bible - in one "city" the human remains indicate almost instant death. Maybe something to wonder about and research?

      Risen Ape - 2011-05-26 09:20

      @ Matt That isn't evidence that people can turn into salt(or snails). At some level you KNOW it's only mythology.

      Matt - 2011-05-26 09:37

      @ Risen Ape - I just said it's something you either believe or don't believe, didn't you see that :-) My point is, that besides the salt factor, it's part of the Sodom and Gomorrah story - I'm sure you will all say that's a load of nonsense as well - hence I said, there are archaeological sites in Jordan which very strongly support the Biblical account, hence, I encourage you to read up on it. Even more ironic is that when I watched shows on this topic, they were secular-based shows on very secular networks (before someone accuses me of using certain sites). And then, if you work out whether the findings are true and interesting, ask how such an act could happen instantaneously without the God you so lovingly hate... that's all! Oh, and whether or not Lot's wife turned to salt, what about the moral behind it - never look back?

      Barry - 2011-05-26 09:53

      @ Hantie Jansen van Vuuren ......with a small penis....

      Barry - 2011-05-26 09:57

      Goodness gracious me!!!! Gosh ! These people are really backward to actually believe in a magic penis.... ....and these are the people who govern us. Sounds more like Daily reporting to me.

      Risen Ape - 2011-05-26 10:27

      @ barryjoelm How can my comment be odious if it states what hundreds of millions of people around the world believe in? But then again my comment yesterday that Jesus would not return because he’s dead was removed by the moderators. Apparently stating the obvious is considered odious too. @ Matt “I just said it's something you either believe or don't believe, didn't you see that” Exactly, which is why it is meaningless and silly.

  • Gallows - 2011-05-25 22:25

    As sad as this is, I can't help but laugh at the black people who actually manage to believe this.

      Frungy - 2011-05-26 03:29

      Flee! The killer snail is coming to get you!! ... I mean seriously, does no-one else see the connection here between the ANC winning elections and the general education level of the average voter? I think this sort of article starkly highlights the necessity for there to be a minimum educational level required for voting. Possibly some sort of mini-IQ test on the front of the ballot sheet like, e.g. Santa Claus: a) Is a stingy bastard, he forgot to bring me an iPad last year! b) Has a shiny red nose! c) Has a magic penis that will rape me! d) Isn't real. For those of you who are wondering the correct answer is d.

      Shydz - 2011-05-26 05:53

      @ Frungy - why can't it be A? I need the ipad more!

      Gallows - 2011-05-26 08:46

      @x, I never said that their beliefs are less bizarre - I look at everything in life logically, and as a result I cannot relate to anyone who believes fairytales.

      Ntfutfuko - 2011-05-26 09:02

      Gallows, I suppose you also lough at Christians for similarly believing what they believe...

      Gallows - 2011-05-26 09:40

      @Ntfutfuko, Yes, I do. I subscribe to the philopsophical school of sceptiscism - and leaving behind the Christian faith was the one of the best decisions of my life.

      x - 2011-05-26 09:46

      I was just adding to your comment.

  • marisa.cronje - 2011-05-25 22:29

    I find this terrifying, frankly. Are we really this backward?

      herrie - 2011-05-26 06:13

      @zaatheist Sooner or later in life you will come to the conclusion that there must be a God somewhere that created everything. The older you get, the more obvious it became. Although is easy to point to the christian religion and show their errors, it is just as easy to show the errors and faults of atheism. Not all christian are stupid, you know. There is some really deep eternal truths in christian philosophy , if you will take the time to study it. There is beauty in it, high principles, and good moral values that is to the benefit of all. I suggest you read some of the books of C.S.Lewis. Take the trouble, and try it, i dare you. There are other atheists that i know of, Richard Wurmbrand, that became a christian. He also wrote a book "Tortured for Christ". With friendly greetings

      x - 2011-05-26 07:21

      Oh please herrie can you be a little more condescending? Adn in any case which god would you be referring to? There are about 3000 or so invented by man so far. Oh of course, we are talking about YOUR Christian god here, the only valid and true god. Somehow all the other people on earth and in the past who are not Christians are wrong, are they not?

      Larro - 2011-05-26 08:02

      eeerr, yes, 'we' are this backward apparently. Sadly their vote counts as much as the rest of us.

      NO-BULL - 2011-05-26 08:45

      Okay, as balony as religion is, what is more bizarre than being terrorized by a snail? Hell, you can't even run away because the first step you take will put you 2 hours ahead of the snail... Of course if you run the other way, the first step you take will end the matter right then and there...

      NO-BULL - 2011-05-26 08:46

      Sorry, my previous reply was meant for the discussion just above this one. My bad. If anyone wants to go read books on religion, I recommend "Jesus and the Goddess". Beware, you may become an Athiest halfway through the book... trust me!

      Matt - 2011-05-26 09:45

      @ zaatheist. Another thing - so these people were seriously wrong in their murder of this chap, and definitely not very clever. You use this to taint ALL religious people. So, going by your mentality, when Kip Kinkel murdered his family and said "there is no God, only hate", I must now assume that all atheists are a bunch of murdering, hateful people. And when the two kids in Columbine went on a murder spree, wearing "Natural Selection" shirts, killing a kid just because he was black, killing another because "he doesn't deserve the jaw evolution gave him", oh so anyone who believes in evolution is also a murderous, racist, vile person who should be put down? I mean, seeing how you're such a clever person and repeatedly come on here to tell the world how stupid all religious people are with "such" absolution. Which is funny because apparently there aren't supposed to be any absolutes, are there... So yeah - just possibly review your mentality a bit please.

      CharlieSheen - 2011-05-26 10:22

      @ herrie: You say that at some point in life you come to the conclusion that there MUST be a god. Let me ask you something. How much do you know about Astrophysics or cosmology? Probably not much hey? So in the light of you not bothering to research other option, only being exposed to sunday church, the likelihood of you becoming more and more religious, the older, and closer to death you get, is not a surprise at all. You named so many books to read, but I ask you to go and do some research on cosmology and astronomy and then look at your options and make a decision. We have all been exposed to the Bible, and due to this, those that do not believe in it made that decision by weighing it up against something else. You on the other hand, is ignorant due to the fact that you only look at the Bible, and not bother to even look at the arguments scientist provide. You are no better than these ANC supporters that blindly follow a party without questioning it one bit.

  • evanknowles - 2011-05-25 22:31

    "They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorising the community." What?

      Yoni - 2011-05-25 22:44

      It's probably not a fast process......

      theseventhziggurat - 2011-05-25 22:52

      Exactly! I cannot imagine, in any possible world, any possible conditions whereby I would find a snail (just one, mind you, not thousands or a plague or an onslaught, but one!) terrorising. If it threatens you you can always pick it up and move it elsewhere.

      Huey Freeman - 2011-05-25 23:05

      Man that is brilliant. Terrorised by a snail! Bwahahahaha how much of a wuss do you have to be, to be terrorised by a snail? Did it have a bomb strapped to its shell?

      Mark - 2011-05-26 02:37

      They tried to kill her as well, they sprinkled salt on her and waited for 15 minutes before giving up. She's still eating their petunias every full moon.

      daaivark - 2011-05-26 07:04

      And the end of the world occurred last Saturday. Idiocy knows no race or gender, all you racist snobs in here. - 2011-05-26 09:29

      He must have been a polygamist and I think he visited my wife and left a whole whack of his wives in my garden!

      Shailo - 2011-05-26 10:36

      Must've been one MOERSKE big snail... lol!

      redrobot - 2011-05-26 11:02

      @Daaivark....why do you always look for reaction with your comments?, please choose a stance and stick to it, the one day you are for the next day you are against, why don't you get a nice hobby like building puzzles or gardening and stop sitting in front of your PC and think up drivel to type to satisfy your dependance for reaction, nobody takes you serious anymore, time to hang up the keyboard.

  • Vlooi - 2011-05-25 22:37

    Not the 1 st of April - check. Year is 2011 - check. This is news24 - check. Real people and place - check. We are totally screwed - check.

      therealdeal - 2011-05-26 03:41

      They should have asked him when the world was going to end .... maybe he had the answer.

  • Yoni - 2011-05-25 22:41

    It's a kind of magic....

      Huey Freeman - 2011-05-25 23:07

      Maybe she is an anthropomorphism of the pace of service delivery in her area.

      Krolie - 2011-05-26 07:42

      Yeah, don't forget radar love

      Matt - 2011-05-26 09:17

      @ Yoni, Krolie - Both of you are WRONG. "Invisible Man" :-)

  • Susannomore - 2011-05-25 22:54

    I really have no words to describe this. WTF....

      croix - 2011-05-25 23:30


  • Huey Freeman - 2011-05-25 23:00

    Before you judge, this story is not a lot weirder than believing in an immaculate conception.

      Huey Freeman - 2011-05-25 23:06

      I am referring to the magical and invisible penis of course.

      ockert.kruger - 2011-05-25 23:50

      But - you are talking about a God who's mind is every molecule (as some believe) - even that of a woman's womb.. So now you are telling me a HUMAN penis went walkabout INVISIBLE.. now that is really interesting - Some blokes (and girls) are hiding some stuff..up.

      daaivark - 2011-05-26 07:05

      Exactly Huey. Conception by an invisible dick.

      Larro - 2011-05-26 08:00

      ' this story is not a lot weirder than believing in an immaculate conception ' - perhaps not, but 'a magic snail' - c'mon! really?

      x - 2011-05-26 08:07

      ...vs a talking snake? Yes magic snails trumps talking snakes!!!

      Matt - 2011-05-26 08:44

      Er guys, if you want to mock Christianity, at least know what you're talking about. Immaculate Conception is a Catholic doctrine created in 1834 that Mary never sinned in her life - which is directly contradicted by the Bible. But I'm sure the copy-paste folk forgot to research that.

      Huey Freeman - 2011-05-26 09:04

      @Matt - sorry. I meant to say the virgin birth. My apologies. I don't think it alters the point though.

      Matt - 2011-05-26 09:18

      Yeah, it's something you either believe or you don't. Like I choose not to believe my grandpa was a monkey. "Facts" se voet. But that's another debate :-)

  • Totman - 2011-05-25 23:38

    I some found proof that this type of penis can exist.LOL!. Good night, you all.

  • jweer42 - 2011-05-25 23:39

    How the hell does a snail terrorize anyone???? Just spill salt on it :p

      Mike - 2011-05-26 08:44

      A dash of garlic is also good. Yum! Mind you, the stinky breath might terrorize co-workers lol

  • Cornix - 2011-05-25 23:43

    Preposterous and barbaric!

  • FarmerBrown - 2011-05-25 23:51

    And to think that my vote counts as much as theirs....

  • hustle4life - 2011-05-26 00:02

    is this DAILY SUN or what

      Vlooi - 2011-05-26 02:18

      No, it's the MAGIC PENIS and the SNAIL

      Matt - 2011-05-26 09:21

      I don't buy the Daily Sun because it's utter trash - but I have to admit, there are some really funny stories in there... if you never said "eish" before, the newspaper will make you! I still chuckle about their one story where a taxi crashed because one of the passengers was giving him a BJ. Unbelievable. I've used plenty taxis before and can't imagine there's space inside the taxi to do that!

  • hustle4life - 2011-05-26 00:02

    is this DAILY SUN or what

  • Tunkisi - 2011-05-26 00:06

    News24, don't you have anything better to write about!!!I mean WTF!

      Felix - 2011-05-26 08:36

      Are you kidding this is awesome, I can't stop laughing. Although I do keep checking under my desk incase a rabid snail tries to attack!

  • Vlooi - 2011-05-26 00:24

    Zuma is actually very nervous right now, he always thought that he was the chosen one for the magical penis. Suddenly there is another member (no pun intended) with one as well. And this dude is married to a terrorist snail. Imagine the surprise on Malemas face when the prez calls him tomorrow morning and asks him if he can crawl - "Comrade Julias, since you have snot for brains, can you make like a snail?"

      PMG - 2011-05-26 05:27

      @Vlooi - very funny indeed,well done,you have already made my day.

  • marcandre.daniels - 2011-05-26 00:43

    Wow! I SO enjoyed reading the comments above. We still have a sense of humour -- even if the story is a sad one of backwardness in a country that prides itself on its being so advanced that we're ready to play on the world stage. But you know, sad as it is, this is the kind of dumb-witted beliefs that our most respected political leaders (The Hon. Mr Prez. included!) prey on and reinforce, by claiming that believers will unleash the wrath of the ancestors if they don't vote for the ANC, or likening the ANC to Jesus. So now, who's taking us further backward....?

  • santoro29 - 2011-05-26 06:30

    Maybe Zuma Was clever to say people wont go to heaven if they don't vote anc ! These are the uneducated idiots who voted for him !

  • Ozman - 2011-05-26 06:54

    Magic penis is attached to the invisible man, who visits virgin maidens in the dead of the night and they party on a bed of snails.

  • Tourmaline - 2011-05-26 06:55

    ROFLMAO... Oh yes, a snail would terrorize that village all right... What on earth is wrong with people??

      Tourmaline - 2011-05-26 06:56

      PS: And it would probably be slow torture too :-D

  • Stuartthom - 2011-05-26 06:59

    i hope he used a glow in the dark condom

  • daaivark - 2011-05-26 07:07


  • anti crime - 2011-05-26 07:07

    Only in S.A moment....hey man this is the 21 st century...stuff like this does NOT happen can u chaps believe this??????????

      daaivark - 2011-05-26 10:06

      In the US several thousand people trekked across the continent to wait for the end of the world. Hello. Stupidity is a global phenomenon. Not purely an African thing. - 2011-05-26 10:44

      This story is at the same level of stupidity as believing in any religion. This is not just an SA thing... it's a trait of the human species.

  • LOLWUT - 2011-05-26 07:10

    "Voodoo Dick - The Door" If his Penis was invisible how did they know it was his? How does a snail terrorize the community? I wonder how this nonsense makes it into the heads of these people - unfortunately someone has now been horribly killed cause of it.

      Matt - 2011-05-26 10:21

      Good point - if they didn't see the dick, how did they know it was his? EISH... and yes, someone has been brutally murdered, but some people surf for any article related to religion in order to preach to the world how stupid all believers are. Sad!

  • Kishore Doodnath - 2011-05-26 07:23

    This is the result of ignorance. Unedeucated people behave like this whatever their race, religion or nationality.

  • Ross - 2011-05-26 07:39

    They are our beloved younger brothers and sisters. 5000 years younger.

  • Mdavu-zn - 2011-05-26 07:42

    Confusing really.................

  • ET - 2011-05-26 07:48

    Prob just a bunch of women that were unfaithful to their husbands blaming the poor minister and came up with the bunch of hoo-ha.

      Matt - 2011-05-26 09:27

      My thoughts exactly.

  • tamlyndowdle - 2011-05-26 07:49

    it's kinda then it's also kinda not

  • Larro - 2011-05-26 07:55

    '...accused him of talking to animals and using an invisible penis to sleep with women in the informal settlement. They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorising the community' GOOD LORD - is this a joke? What century are we in - the 3rd?

      Genesistt - 2011-05-26 08:39

      I think they were more advanced than this in the 3rd century!

  • preshengovender69 - 2011-05-26 07:56

    he can really say the sex is on fire

  • zistros - 2011-05-26 08:00

    you are so critical of this magical pennis jesus mother was inpregnated by a holy spirit.. remember... as funny as it is. please dont be racist about it.

  • Podgette - 2011-05-26 08:06

    Would be very interested to know if these 12 voted BECAUSE if they believe in 'magic penis' how would they have the intellect to make an informed decision of the management of this country?

  • Badballie - 2011-05-26 08:07

    I see our atheist friend are having a field day with this one!! Sory kids back to the play pen where you belong. Name one Christian in the last 100 years who referred to invisible magic anything. Bottom line is that these people are still at the bottom of the evolutionary ladder and need a couple more hundred years before their brains mature

      Felix - 2011-05-26 08:39


      Matt - 2011-05-26 09:24

      I agree with your point, but believe nobody is on any evolutionary ladder. We're all made of one blood and all equal - just a shame some people are nutters.

      Huey Freeman - 2011-05-26 09:26

      Ever heard the Christmas story told? Do you think Christians believe it?

      x - 2011-05-26 09:49

      The "holy ghost"? Invisible and magic!

      Andy - 2011-05-26 09:52

      Every chrisitan refers to an invisible magic thing, you call it "god". The hide-and-go-seek champion.

      Matt - 2011-05-26 10:23

      Don't forget to mention ye skeptics that you all believe you came from a rock 3.9 billion years ago... so use your superior intellect to find directions to a mine dump and worship your rocky ancestors :-)

      Andy - 2011-05-26 10:32

      @Matt, oh dear, this is the kind of crap your leaders want you to believe so they make stupid remarks like this to keep people like you not thinking. Ah well, there's no point in even debating this, but please do some basic research before posting drivel like this. Matt, in regards to your evolutionnary statement, this is again false, you have been told this and never questioned it. Asians and people in europe have a higher IQ and slightly larger brain due to evolution. While people were evolving, those in colder climates needed higher intelligence to survive, so they evolved to survive. So there quite clearly is an evolutionary ladder if you will. Please see this link, "4.Brain Size Differences. Studies using magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) find a correlation of brain size with IQ of about 0.40. Larger brains contain more neurons and synapses and process information faster. Race differences in brain size are present at birth. By adulthood, East Asians average 1 cubic inch more cranial capacity than Whites who average 5 cubic inches more than Blacks." I'm not trying to be racist here, just stateing the facts of a scientific study, with Proof!

      SaraC - 2011-05-26 10:48

      @ Badballie - you bashing the atheists but in one tiny paragraph you are both racist and xenophobic. Good christian soldier you seem to be. Hypocrit.

      SaraC - 2011-05-26 10:50

      furthermore, christians believe in a big invisible magic man in the sky. Every single day. And you ridicule the ignorant. Shame on you!

  • lynnea.gough - 2011-05-26 08:29

    "They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorising the community." seriously.... a snail can terrorise???

  • Happy-go-lucky - 2011-05-26 08:31

    Jeeeeezz...this is some SERIOUS acid these guys are getting there hands onto...i mean, magic penis's and magical terrorizing snails. WTF

  • Genesistt - 2011-05-26 08:31

    Did all these people drink from LSD-spiked water? Just how exactly does a snail terrorise people? Me personally, if I can turn into something to terrorise people, I would choose something slightly faster and less slimy. And bigger. Yeah, bigger would be good. I'm baffled by this entire article and how seriously backwards these people are.

  • wgibsonsa - 2011-05-26 08:39

    I rest my case about this being a backward nation. Nothing but violence and hatred spews from them. Why do the politicians never tell these people that what they believe is wrong or do they themselves also believe in this medievil hogwash. This is 2011 you dumbasses.

  • Wills - 2011-05-26 08:40

    What utter rubbish!!! This sort of fables makes me ashamed of being a South African!!! When are these people going to realise that people and the world at large will never be able to take them serious. It's also a shame that any reporter will make news of such utter bullsh*t!!! And Risen Ape will remain an Ape!!!

  • maseratifitt - 2011-05-26 08:45

    People really need to be educated. The penis is actually a very innocent and harmless little creature. It always hides away in dark places and only sees the light of day when it is called upon to act as a hose pipe. The phallus, however, is an aggressive monster, and should be treated with circumspection, especially if it is not circumcised. It is closely related to the penis but is generally much larger, of more robust build and has a throbbing, menacing attitude. The phallus always demands freedom, but as soon as it is taken out into the light it displays the same cowardly traits of the penis and dives for cover into the closest dark hole it can find, with alacrity. It is then that the phallus displays its most perplexing behaviour. As soon as it has found the safety of the hiding place, it realizes that there could be other dangers lurking in the darkness. It promptly then rushes back to the light, but on the way out, it already has decided again that the darkness is preferable. This fluctuation of decisions carries on for an hour or two, until the phallus finally employs its only defence mechanism. It then spits its venom at the invisible enemy, but when this action has no noticeable effect, the phallus loses all bravado and literally shrinks into a harmless little penis. So the guilty party is actually the phallus, and not the penis. I suppose one can regard the phallus as invisible in view of the fact that it spends most of its life inside of a dark cavity.

      Mr Hobbit - 2011-05-26 10:31

      Okay, now explain the snail please?

  • Gareth - 2011-05-26 08:46

    ... and this from the same country that has one of the most advanced banking systems in the world, voluntarily stopped producing nuclear weapons and did the world's first heart transplant. How scary can a snail be? Unless she becomes one of those racing snails from the Neverending Story.

  • loops - 2011-05-26 08:46

    rofl, wtf ? SA is winning.

  • Daniel - 2011-05-26 08:47

    And this my friends is what governs our country. We have got serious K@K on our hands !!

  • DieBaas - 2011-05-26 08:48

    and these are the people that become the country president,and want to run or take over the economy! pffft!

  • Matt - 2011-05-26 09:08

    Er, before mocking Christianity, read the article properly. A gang of people "accused" the man of something rather ludicrous, and took it upon themselves to set him on fire! 1) nobody could surely excuse this and 2) eish!

      daaivark - 2011-05-26 10:08

      How about nailing a good guy to a piece of wood and hanging him up. Very civilised.

      Matt - 2011-05-26 10:27

      Actually WE didn't nail Him up... and He had the opportunity to avoid it, the authorities didn't know where He was, but He said it had to happen as it was foretold (in the OT) and knew Judas would betray Him but let it happen. Still beats the notion that we all came from a rock 3.9 billion years ago. If belief in a celectial being is considered dumb, belief we all came from a rock is just madness. White SAs didn't come from Holland you know, they emerged from Table Mountain billions of years ago... lol!

      Andy - 2011-05-26 10:42

      @Matt, Such a muppet, You keep spreading this rock story of yours because you have no further proof af your religion or god. Everyone knows that the church came along with that rock story to try and ridicule the athiests even though they know very well its not true. Do some research, its all just propogander designed to keep you lot paying their wages. I'll ask you again, show some scientific proof that a god exists and stop with your stupid made up stories.

  • NuttyPeanuts - 2011-05-26 09:13

    Turning into a snail and terrorising the community.... WHAHAHAHAHAAHA. Dumbasses

  • Vlakhaas1 - 2011-05-26 09:18

    It is all in the pastor`s surname... Malwane "Mal", like in crazy... "wane", homophone for one... The people of the community are not crazy... It is all the pastor's problems... He was born with that name, but the crazyness went out of him into the people of the community... Just like his penis... Why cant you people understand that his wife is a snail, you must read carefully, "Community members had accused him of talking to animals..." They did not say how big she/the snail was...

  • Raekwon - 2011-05-26 09:22


  • Ben - 2011-05-26 09:24

    Seen this kind of moron-like actions all before during the dark ages. All those people burned alive because of "witchcraft". These people are a few hundred years behind us mentally... but make no mistake. Folks pulled the same crap back in the day...

  • rsanches1 - 2011-05-26 09:30

    Well I live in South Korea, I tried explaining this story to a friend of mine. Her first question was "Did this happen recently or 200 years ago?" So please guys, I am trying to be proudly South African, but with our Politicians trying to tell the media that Nelson Mandela will die if you don't vote for their parties. People being burned alive because they have 'invisible magical penisses' and all the other daily retardation, I am finding it hard to call myself South African in a first world country (or any for that matter). Ricardo