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Twitter speculation on Malema's job prospects

2012-03-12 16:01

Durban - Some in the political hierarchy may be quietly rubbing their hands in glee at the prospect of an ANC without its former youth league leader Julius Malema to rock the boat, while others are speculating on his future.

That speculation has hit the social networks and on Twitter, the debate has been tweeting furiously on the subject of "#JobsForJuju".

One tweeter who calls himself Julius Malema, contributed to the debate saying that he could sell Tupperware or become a rep for a beauty products company.

There were a number of tweeters who suggest Juju could take a place in the Orlando Pirates soccer team. Exactly who he was expected to replace in the side was not revealed.

Ogaufi Ikaneng suggested that "we cud parachute him into the presidency of Botswana".

Another suggested that he could "sell matric certificate with woodwork " while Eugenia Masindi reckoned he would make a great marshal at a taxi rank.

Virgin Active gyms were brought into the debate with a suggestion he could become "the face of Virgin Active encouraging a healthy lifestyle in dealing with racist gym members".

And lastly there was the tweeter who wanted to save on Scooters Pizza fuel costs suggesting Julius could ride a donkey to deliver pizzas.

Comments
  • Pythagoras - 2012-03-12 16:06

    He can come work in my garden for all I care!

      Larry - 2012-03-12 16:08

      I would not let him loose in my garden. Every plant he destroyed would come with the excuse that it was either capitalist or Racist.

      procold2 - 2012-03-12 16:12

      He will steal your underpants, should stand at the robot with a board no money no friends or better as a clown at brians circus he has given me a laugh over the past few months

      Tony Lapson - 2012-03-12 16:21

      He is rich because he WORKS hard? He is famous because he DOESN'T lie. Yerp

      Youefoh - 2012-03-12 16:27

      why the F is this news? Enough with this moron already NEWS24!!

      Max - 2012-03-12 16:32

      Julius is going to be welcomed back in the ANC with open arms. Any person speculating on his future without the ANC is day dreaming.

      Patrick - 2012-03-12 16:36

      How about a: "MOER GESIG" at an amusement park. You pay R100.00 to give him a good "klap".

      Gerhard Grobler - 2012-03-12 16:55

      @Patrick- You could easily charge people a R1000 per PK, but the cahiers might have to rotate 24 hour shifts because this event will be very busy!!!

      Xavier7034 - 2012-03-12 17:39

      At Leeukop Prison Facility at Lone Hill, North of Jhb, there is a very pleasant place for "Young Offenders" - it is very like the German 2nd World War Concentration camps, with high barbed wire, and indoctrination "classes" where one could be sure our Julius would be a star inmate.....but then again, is he not too old to be considered as but a callow youth.....ANCYL is a misnomer surely? But then, could our dear young man be rehabilitated? Or is he beyond redemption......too good for his own good....?

  • Willie - 2012-03-12 16:06

    Mathanda-kitchen for Miss Mazibuko at Da

      Kolobe - 2012-03-12 17:36

      wow media is really in love with,publish jokes about him? i swear if he went farming you will follow him around. anyway it looks like cosatu supporters are ready to take him in

  • Pythagoras - 2012-03-12 16:08

    To think of it... He could make a good paperweight.

      Pythagoras - 2012-03-12 16:09

      But then the paper would be racist white paper! LOL!

  • Louisa - 2012-03-12 16:11

    Why are you not writting about the irreqular tender in DA run municipality Cape Town that has set the tongue wagging on IOL website right now. It will be interesting to hear the views on this site. Enough about Malema tog!!!

      Carlton Bana - 2012-03-12 16:13

      They did! Yesterday.

      Tony Lapson - 2012-03-12 16:18

      I read that article on news24 yesterday. Calm yourself. You are clearly infatuated with Mr. Juju

      Nigel - 2012-03-12 16:20

      done already, we are now on todays news

      schalk.mattheys - 2012-03-12 16:33

      LOL louisa, you're very funny, hahaha! DA "irregular" tender is complete pathetic bs compared to the billions that the ANC want to spend on "new homes & offices" for mp's and the police HQ's, get a grip woman, you're trying to compare a no-thought of a bad smell to a septic tank full of cr@p!

      Deon - 2012-03-12 16:42

      We need comedians like Malema in our dear land.

      thulikga.kgasi - 2012-03-14 08:40

      Louisa,Sister. not everything has to be so serious.Sometimes we can just have a good lough over these articles.Please take it easy now ne!

  • Stephen - 2012-03-12 16:12

    I doubt he will ever need to work again, from the money he has made from fraud and corruption, might have to start drinking Johnny walker black instead of blue.

      Louisa - 2012-03-12 16:26

      You mean the corrupt officials in the DA Municipality to buy Johnny walker???

  • Nigel - 2012-03-12 16:16

    Tea boy for Umlugu Zille

      Louisa - 2012-03-12 16:32

      You mean Umlungu who will never set foot at the Union Building. LOL!!!

      Xavier7034 - 2012-03-12 17:44

      Dream on @Louisa - Parties in a true democracy do not stay in power forever....the ANC is losing its grip DAILY....already 1 in 4 people, across the spectrum is a DA member...and rising.....

      Lu - 2012-03-14 09:06

      @Xavier7034 is good for you to dream about DA gain the grip while ANC losing the grip chana. We make u morons feels like ANC is bad so that u will feel like there is hope for Madam to set a foot in Union Building coes the real time for voting DA will come third not even second but third or downwards. Whte man will never lead this country again, never again.

  • mholthuysen - 2012-03-12 16:19

    And he knows how to use a computer??

  • Kelebogile - 2012-03-12 16:21

    Instead of reporting about something important NEWS24 rocks up with such stupid article...utterly shocked it shows that you also part of those who want Malema out..NO WONDER you are a Naspers product. who doesnt know that it funds the DA

      Louisa - 2012-03-12 16:28

      They are so obssessed with Malema, they don't even know whats newsworthy anymore. Lazy agents!!!

      Dannys - 2012-03-12 16:35

      @ Louisa - so what's your reason for being on here? Contradiction.com

      DuToitCoetzee - 2012-03-12 17:19

      Louisa, You are the dummy to click and answer so many times. You do 100% what they were hoped for. You even cause my response ....that they also hoped for etc. Stop asking. You h'v answered yourself a few times. Just start to realize it.

  • Patrick - 2012-03-12 16:22

    He should get a job as Helen Zille's driver. DRIVING MISS CRAZY.

  • Dannys - 2012-03-12 16:25

    Weigh-less rep

  • Derk - 2012-03-12 16:29

    or give him a parachute that opens on impact

  • Andre Mouton - 2012-03-12 16:32

    A watch 'dog' for the nation. A 'nation alsation'

  • Morne - 2012-03-12 16:32

    Pitty they dont have hard labour in jail anymore!

  • Johnnie - 2012-03-12 16:40

    How about a job as a stoker, in HELL.

  • Deon - 2012-03-12 16:41

    He will most probably not be a good farmer, maybe he can become a woordwork or maths teacher for grade 12?

  • Tony Lapson - 2012-03-12 16:43

    Please, News24, post the authors names on each article so we can see if there is a specific person who writes every little bit of drivel on Male.ma. This is getting rediculous.

  • Tshe - 2012-03-12 16:43

    What goes around comes around, laugh all that you could wherever you are; it would down on you some day, Imini yeza nakuwe!

      Morne - 2012-03-12 16:57

      Thats exactly whats happing with JM, he brought this on himself! Stealing the tax payers money that should of gone to the poor!Imini yeza nakuwe!

  • steveroodt - 2012-03-12 16:44

    Can be my Financial adviser i think he has all the qualifications with Fifty Million in the bank in a few years I cant go Wrong

  • Gary - 2012-03-12 16:45

    A woodwork teacher

  • Louisa - 2012-03-12 16:48

    The racist comments directed at Malema& Anc only motivate us to be more symphathetic towards him. How the Mighty DA have fallen with corruption scandals lately. What happened to its holier than thou attitudes. Told you...they steal in a sophisticated way. More is still coming..watch the space!!!

      Ben - 2012-03-12 16:57

      They wont catch up with the A.N.C. in the next 1000 years.

      Nigel - 2012-03-12 17:04

      hamba wena, you are the racist

      Carlton Bana - 2012-03-12 17:17

      Vote DA dont vote makes no difference the ANC wont govern SA post 2019. A warning to Julius, he mustn't drop the soap.

      Gerhard Grobler - 2012-03-12 17:19

      @Louisatjie- Why is it that only a small ignorant minority supports Malema? Please help me, how do you segment the followers Malema has? See a common denominator? You dont have to answer these questions here, even though it might be funny if you do.. How many schools did he help build? In what way did he encourage or help the youth of SA to get educated and to live up to moral standards and high values? No, he rather gets on the old band wagon and "mobilise" the uneducated because he is good with speaking and brainwashing them through repeating the same things. He is not someone who will take this country forward, he will only milk our beloved SA for all that he can get while all of you still believe what he says. I dont support politics, no DA, ANC or whatever, but I do believe in values and morals. We have all the talent needed to make SA the best country in the world, regardless of their political party, race or gender. But unfortunately we need a true leader, a respectable man who people can look up to. And he also needs to be an academically educated man. Not this windball JUJU my dear Louisa!!! Let him build his own farm up from the ground and farm it succesfully for at least ten years then he can mention stuff like land expropriation!!! And may all corrupt people from both the ANC and the DA be brought to justice and taken out of the system.

      Steve - 2012-03-12 18:24

      If it is true Louisa then you have hit the nail on the head, at least they have the brain to be sophisticated, unlike most of the idiots in power

  • Xenon1 - 2012-03-12 16:49

    This piece of space(kriekie) debris has demonstrated that he can't do an honest day's work except for spitting vitriol at crowds of brain-dead supporters. Give him a cabbage patch in some corner of Limpopo province and chain him to a post so he can stay there. Stale piece of sh#t.

  • Brett - 2012-03-12 16:49

    Goal keeper for Banana Banana. Once he is wedged between the posts there wouldnt be room for the ball to get in.

  • Mahomed Dawjee - 2012-03-12 16:50

    I've never read a more ridiculous article in my life

  • Joe - 2012-03-12 17:15

    Guess whats guys , from the material you are writing .He can put it together for his book and you would make him super rich.

  • Carlton Bana - 2012-03-12 17:23

    He should work as an illegal miner. I heard people are dying just to be one.

      Louisa - 2012-03-12 18:54

      Or join the Koomankorps where they teach young whites to be racists.

  • Ayanda Khonzi - 2012-03-12 17:49

    Have journalist run out of things to write about? I mean really?! This is the most irrelevant article I've read the whole year!

  • Nomonde Dyantyi - 2012-03-12 19:32

    this is a useless article. who cares what Juju does next.

  • Collen Masetla - 2012-03-12 19:50

    This article is not newsworthy. No wonder it was originated in kzn.

  • Collen Masetla - 2012-03-12 19:55

    This article is a fantastic piece of s*#t

  • Tasmee - 2012-03-12 20:09

    Loved the Scooters offer, except in this case an ass would be riding a donkey.

  • chantalchamaine - 2012-03-12 21:43

    He will rise & rule someday. He needs this break to go learn.

      John - 2012-03-13 06:44

      I think you need a break to go learn, then just maybe you will be an educated part of society.

  • Collen Masetla - 2012-03-13 06:55

    Well, let me say it again, this article remains a fantastic piece of NONESENSE.\r\n\r\nBy the way i'm happy for the boy because he is rich, politically intelligent because he answers questions even better than your top politicians you may know.\r\n\r\nThe boy was wise to get into business, still attracts scores of people, but ANC people, wherever he goes. That shows mistake ANC might have made...the boy has a farm. The boy is wise and richer than insults directed at him.\r\n\r\n\r\nKEEP IT UP JUJU, ONCE MY PRESIDENT ALWAYS MY PRESIDENT. WE WILL RECLAIM THIS ANC COME THE RIGHT TIME.

  • Matome Reginald Sabbath - 2012-03-13 09:47

    as i thot media will always broadcast & code negative things about him but... as always even news 24 is part of the conspiracy, God bless ya'l coz u do not know what you doing

  • Rose - 2012-03-14 11:08

    JULIUS HAS THE MONEY MY FRIEND EVEN, YOUR LAST 20 GRANDFATHER GENERATION NEVER HAVE THAT KIND OF WEALTH, REMEMBER CATTLE FARMING IN SA. IS ESSENTIAL,GORVEMENT PUT MORE SUBSIDY ON THE SAME VENTURE. BECAREFUL WITH YOUR COMMENT YOU MUST DO RESEACH BABA.

  • Morama - 2012-03-14 14:28

    Julias Malema would be reinstated.....that's norm in cANCer!!!

  • Fidel - 2012-03-27 13:37

    Long live Juju!

  • cobusvanstaden0506 - 2012-09-06 15:26

    Have it from a reliable source that he is about to join the Woolworthts board

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