Top 10 stupid gifts
2008-12-02 23:16
Sydney - Short of gift ideas for
that person who really does have everything? Then how about an
underwear repair kit or maybe a Barack Obama "Yes, We Can" can
opener?
Website Stupid.com, which claims finding a truly stupid
gift is an art form, on Tuesday unveiled its second annual list
of the top 10 "stupidest" holiday gifts for 2008.
"2008 might have been a bad year for the economy, but it
was a great year for stupidity," said Stupid.com's founder Gary
Apple. "Weird products seemed to come out of the woodwork this
year. There was almost too much stupidity to choose from!"
Here is stupid.com's top 10 list
1. Screaming Chicken, The World's Most Annoying Toy:
This rubber chicken doesn't squeak or squawk. It screams.
2. Wealth Redistribution 2008 Holiday Ornament:
This tree ornament announces that the ornament that used to
be there has been removed and given to someone who needs it
more. The Redistribution Holiday Ornament will let everyone
know you're spreading the wealth whether you want to or not.
3. Mini Guitar Hero:
This miniature version of that mega-hit game is barely
15cm long but you can still rock out to songs by
Queen, Cheap Trick, Nirvana, and The Police.
4. Potty Putter:
Why waste time on the toilet, when you can use it to get
ready for the fairway? Potty Putter contains everything you
need for an exciting round of golf without leaving your seat
including a putting green for around the toilet, mini putter,
flag stick and two golf balls.
5. Wasabi Flavoured Gumballs:
These potent little green confections offer an intense
explosion of wasabi. Strangely, the gum is actually delicious.
6. Men's Underwear Repair Kit:
In this troubled economy, don't throw away your old
underwear but repair it with the Men's Underwear Repair Kit.
This handy, inexpensive kit provides everything you need to get
your unsightly undershorts back into presentable shape.
7. Obama "Yes We Can" Opener:
Every election spawns some interesting products, but this
has to be one of the stupidest. To Obama fans, the "Yes, We
Can" opener, seizing on his campaign refrain, could be a
treasure.
8. "How To Tie A Tie" Tie:
Still struggle with your tie? This stylish tie has simple
knot-tying instructions printed right on the front. Just follow
the six step-by-step diagrams and you'll look as dashing as
George Clooney in seconds.
9. 2009 Dog Poop Calendar:
Each month features a spectacular landscape or breathtaking
tableau, but somewhere in every shot there's a pile of dog
poop. Distasteful? You bet it is, but the contrast between the
beautiful photography and dog poop is remarkable.
10. Pole Dancer Alarm Clock:
When the alarm goes off, dance music plays and disco lights
flash. At the same time, a buxom blonde dancer gyrates around a
pole under the spinning disco ball.