A little help from a friend

By admin
31 May 2014

A man jumps from an airplane and when he pulls his parachute cord it breaks.

As he's plunging to his death, he sees a man rising rapidly into the air. As

they cross paths, one falling towards the earth and the other rising away

from it, the skydiver yells,

"Excuse me! You wouldn't happen to know anything about parachutes would you?"

"Sorry, I don't." The other man yells back. "Would you know anything about

lighting gas stoves?"

LIAN LAIRES, EMAIL

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