Accidently

By admin
20 March 2014

A woman and a man are involved in a terrible accident and both their cars are write-offs. Thankfully neither driver is hurt.

Staring at the wreckage the woman says, “Wow, look at our cars! This must be a sign from the Lord that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame for this crash on each other.”

“Yes, I agree,” the man replies.

The woman points to a bottle on the ground. “Somehow this bottle of whisky that was on my backseat didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune.”

She hands the bottle to the man who nods his head in agreement, opens it and chugs about a third of it to calm his nerves. Then the woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

“Aren’t you having any?” he asks.

“No,” she says. “I think I’ll just wait for the police.”

LS, EMAIL

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