Ashes to ashes

By Kirstin Buick
14 January 2014

A businessman on his deathbed calls his oldest friend and says, “Bill, I want you to promise me that after I die you’ll have my remains cremated.”

“And what do you want me to do with your ashes?” Bill asks.

“Just put them in an envelope and mail them to Sars with a note that says, ‘Now you have everything’.”

C REYNOLDS, E-MAIL

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