Bare necessities

By admin
19 September 2014

An Irishman called Paddy McManus, while not blessed with a brilliant mind, is a gifted portrait artist...

An Irishman called Paddy McManus, while not blessed with a brilliant mind, is a gifted portrait artist.

Over the years his fame has grown and people from all over Ireland come to his village to have him paint their likeness.

One day a beautiful young Englishwoman arrives at his house in a stretch limo and offers him a huge amount of money to paint

her in the nude.

It’s the first time anyone has made such a request and Paddy is a bit perturbed.

Not wanting any marital strife he asks the woman to wait while he goes to confer with his wife.

After a few minutes he returns. “It would be me pleasure to paint your portrait, miss,”he says.

“My wife says it’s okay for me to paint you in the nude but I must at least leave me socks on so I’ll have somewhere to wipe me

brushes.”

LESNA SAAYMAN, EMAIL

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