Call 911

By admin
04 February 2014

A woman is cleaning her husband's rifle and accidentally shoots him. She immediately dials 911.

Woman: ''It's my husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've killed him!''

Operator: ''Please calm down. First, can you make sure he is actually dead?''

*click* *BANG*

Woman: ''Okay, I've done that ... What's next?''

DENNIS GREENE, EMAIL

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