Celeb junkie: Fugly or fat? It’s Joan Rivers vs Adele

By admin
05 April 2013

There’s no doubt she’s funny as hell, but sometimes we really think Hollywood queen bitch and comedian Joan Rivers should shut it.

The sharp-tongued senior is refusing to apologise for insulting British songbird Adele’s weight in a David Letterman interview in February where among her jibes was this one: “Adele is not only Rolling in the Deep she’s rolling in the fried chicken.” Ouch!

But in a new interview she says she’s not being mean. “She’s a chubby lady who’s very, very rich and she should just calm down – or lose weight! She wanted an apology, so I took an ad out on her ass. I said, ‘You’re not fat.’ And then I had room for a lot of other ads. Adele is beautiful and successful . . . but let’s face reality; she’s fat.”

Well, we reckon it’s time Adele ditches that British stiff upper lip thing and starts playing dirty – showbiz style. For starters she could hone right in on Rivers’ fugly face. It’s got to be one of the most overstretched, plumped, Botoxed, primped pieces of flesh on TV!

In fact fans of E! Fashion Police will know when the head host cracks the occasional grin it’s more like a grimace. Word has it the 79-year-old has had a whopping 739 cosmetic procedures and she’s even gone on record saying, “Every weekend I just go in and do something new. I get a 10th one free.”

So our point is this: if it’s a toss-up between Adele’s dewy (but plump) countenance and Joan’s plastic excuse for a mug, we’d go with the Grammy winner any day.

- Nici de Wet

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