Dangerous mammal

By admin
01 June 2014

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the

sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands

up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey, Where are you going ? You just shot

my waiter and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!".

The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA ! Look it up!".

The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for

panda:

"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black

and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."

LIAN LAIRES, EMAIL

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