Dangerous promotions

By admin
24 June 2014

Simon is driving along when his boss calls him and tells him he’s been promoted.Tap here for the punchline.

Simon is driving along when his boss calls him and tells him he’s been promoted. Simon is so surprised he swerves and nearly causes an accident.

A few minutes later his boss calls again and tells him he’s been promoted again. This time Simon nearly rolls his car.

Then the boss calls again and says, “You’ve been made managing director.” Simon is so shocked he drives into a tree.

A policeman arrives at the scene and asks, “What happened to you?”

“Well, I guess I careered off the road.”

LITA SCHOON, EMAIL

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