Dirty minds

By admin
11 May 2014

A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class, "Which human body

part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?

"No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should

not be asking 6th graders a question like that!   I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!"

She then sat back down.

Mrs Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part

increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,

"The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the

pupil of the eye."

Mrs Parks said, "Very good, Billy." Then turned to Mary and continued, "As

for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

a.. First, you have a dirty mind.

b.. Second, you didn't read your homework.

c.. And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTED....

LIAN LAIRES, EMAIL

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