Dumb and dumber

By admin
27 February 2014

Are we really so silly we need these labels (beware, you'll totally LOL!).

It seems the human race is doomed because of stupidity – check these actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.”

On a bag of chips: “You could be a winner! Details inside. No purchase necessary.”

On a bar of soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”

On a frozen dinner: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”

On the bottom of a tiramisu dessert box: “Do not turn upside down.”

On a bread pudding box: “Product will be hot after heating.”

On packaging for a clothes iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”

On a bottle of children’s cough medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”

On a bottle of sleeping pills: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”

On a box of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.”

On a Chinese-made food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.”

On a packet of peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”

On a packet of airline nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”

On a child’s Superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”

On a Swedish-made chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.”

SHAUN MILLER, EMAIL

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