Extreme sports

By Kirstin Buick
21 January 2014

Two drunks stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground. Lying next to each other in ICU at the hospital, one says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."

The other replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this parrot-gliding either."

LEON KRUGER, E-MAIL

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