From the mouth of babes

By admin
04 November 2014

How to decide who to marry:

“You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.” – Alan (10)

“No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.” – Kristen (10)

When to get married:

“Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.”

– Camille (10)

“No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.” – Freddie (6)

When is it okay to kiss someone?

“When they’re rich.” – Pam (7)

“The law says you have to be 18, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.” – Curt (7)

“The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.”

– Howard (8)

Is it better to be single or married?

“I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing: I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.”

– Theodore (8)

“It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.” – Anita (9)

What would it be like if people didn’t get married?

“There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?” – Kelvin (8)

How would you make a marriage work?

“Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.” – Ricky (10)

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