Fuel to the fire

By Kirstin Buick
11 June 2014

A guy driving in Cape Town suddenly finds himself stuck in a traffic jam. While he’s sitting there a man knocks on his window.

“What’s going on?” the driver asks.

“Well, it seems terrorists have entered parliament and are holding the politicians hostage,” the man explains. “They demand R100 million or they’ll douse all the members of parliament in petrol and set them alight. We’re going from car to car taking up a collection.”

“How much are people giving on average?” the driver wants to know.

“About a litre.”

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