Funny kitty

By admin
19 October 2014

Q What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo?

A A stripy jumper.

Q What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat?

A A peeping tom.

Q What does a tiger have in common with an army sergeant?

A They both wear stripes.

Q What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?

A A stripy sweater.

Q Why is the desert lion everyone’s favourite at Christmas?

A Because he has sandy claws.

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