Good and bad

By admin
25 October 2014

A doctor calls in one of his patients and tells him, “I have good news and bad news.”

“Tell me the bad news first,” the patient says nervously.

“Well, I’ve received the results of your tests and I’m afraid you have less than two weeks to live.”

The patient’s heart sinks. “That’s terrible!” he says. “But what’s the good news?”

“Did you notice that sexy blonde at recep­tion? I’m dating her.”

LITA SCHOON, EMAIL

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