Good questions

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07 November 2014

  •  Two snakes are basking on a rock.

One turns to the other and says, “Are we the type of snake that coil around our prey and crush it to death, or are we the kind that bite into it and poison it with our venom?”

“Why do you ask?” the second snake says.

“Because I just bit my lip.”

  •  How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light.

  •  What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

Dino-mite.

PAIGE WINSLOW, EMAIL

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