Hear no evil

By admin
28 February 2014

This interpreter totally takes advantage of a tricky situation!

A deaf bookkeeper called Guido gets a job working for a Mafia godfather, who figured as Guido can’t hear anything he’d never be able to testify in court against his boss. Then he discovers Guido has cheated him out of $10 million. He goes to confront Guido and takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the money is.”

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, “Where’s the money?”

Guido signs back, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

The lawyer tells the Godfather, “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”

The Godfather pulls out a gun, puts it to Guido’s head and says, “Ask him again – if he doesn’t tell me where the money is I’ll kill him!”

The lawyer signs to Guido, “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”

Guido trembles and signs back, “Okay! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno’s house.”

The Godfather asks the lawyer, “What did he say?”

“He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”

DENNIS GREEN, EMAIL

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