Holy ransom

By admin
30 June 2014

A Catholic guy is on his knees, praying as hard as he can.Tap here for the punchline.

A Catholic guy is on his knees, praying as hard as he can.

“God,” he says, “I really want a car!”

He jumps up and runs to the window but notices the driveway is empty.

“God,” he prays again, “I really need a car!”

He goes to look again but still no car. Suddenly he has an idea. He grabs a statuette of the Virgin Mary off the mantelpiece, wraps it in 10 layers of paper and ties it with three rolls of tape and a spool of twine, then stuffs it in a box and hides the box at the back of his cupboard.

“Okay, God,” he prays, getting down on his knees again. “If you ever want to see your mother again . . .”

SHAUN MILLER, EMAIL

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