How punny can you get?

By admin
22 November 2014

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!..

  • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home.Details are sketchy.
  • I used to be a banker but then I lost interest.
  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
  • England has no kidney bank but it does have a Liverpool.
  • I tried to catch some fog but I mist.
  • They told me I had type-A blood but it was a typo.
  • I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
  • Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
  • I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid but he says he can stop any time.
  • This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club but I’d never met herbivore.
  • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  • I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
  • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job? She couldn’t control her pupils.
  • When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.

GAIL ROKEBRAND, EMAIL

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