Keeping it brief

By admin
12 October 2014

After an accident a man goes to a post office to send the following telegram...

After an accident a man goes to a post office to send the following telegram: “ Bruce is hurt. He raced a car. He wrecked it. And Alice is hurt. In fact she’s dead.”

The assistant counts the words and says, “that’s R1,80”

“ Oh dear , I have only R1.” The man says.

“Then you can only send 10 words” the assistant says.

So the man rewrites the telegram to read: “Bruises hurt. Erased a car. Erected. Analysis hurt.Infectious dead.”

TARYNSHAW,TABLEVIEW

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