Keeping secrets

By admin
14 February 2014

While sitting drinking tea together, three housewives agree to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets to each other, vowing whatever is said will remain between them.

The first woman says: “I have everything I could ever want, but I still steal. I just can’t help it. Only a few days ago, I stole Mrs Johnson’s wedding ring.”

The second woman says, “I love Dan, I really do. I just can’t stop having affairs. I’m even having one right now! You know Brian, the mechanic at garage?”

The third woman’s turn comes and she says: “I’ve tried so hard, but I just cannot keep my big mouth shut about what people tell me in confidence.”

RUSSEL THOMAS, POST

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