Little lizard

By admin
27 August 2014

A man walks into a bar with a lizard on ?his shoulder...

A man walks into a bar with a lizard on ?his shoulder. He orders a pint for himself and a half-pint for Tiny, his lizard.

The barman is a little taken aback but serves the drinks. Eventually curiosity gets the better of him.

“Why do you call him Tiny?”

“Because he’s my newt.”

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