Morning sickness

By admin
11 November 2014

A woman pops around to her neighbour one morning and finds her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee.

Her three kids, all under the age of five, are squabbling loudly in the next room.

“What’s wrong, Susan?” she asks.

“I have morning sickness,” Susan replies.

Surprised, the neighbour exclaims, “I didn’t even know you were pregnant!”

“I’m not,” Susan replies. “I’m just damn sick of mornings.”

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