No pay no teach

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10 August 2014

Teacher: Who’s the president of South Africa?Little Johnny...

Teacher: Who’s the president of South Africa?

Little Johnny: Mike Tyson.

Teacher: Correct! And the minister of

defence?

Little Johnny: Benni McCarthy.

Teacher: Excellent! What’s the administrative

capital city?

Little Johnny: Mangaung.

Teacher: Very good! And who composed the

national anthem?

Little Johnny: Kurt Darren.

Teacher: That’s brilliant. What do you call

people from Moscow?

Little Johnny: Mosquitos.

Teacher: Perfect. How much is 2+5?

Little Johnny: 25.

Teacher: Wow, that’s great! And it’s going to

stay like this until the government increases

my salary.

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