Not getting it right

By Kirstin Buick
15 June 2014

A man cones home from church sporting two black eyes. “What on earth happened to you?” his wife wants to know.

A man cones home from church sporting two black eyes.

“What on earth happened to you?” his wife wants to know.

“Well, I was sitting in church when I noticed the woman in front of me had her dress sticking in her pantie elastic. So I reached over the pew and pulled it out. Then she turned around and hit me in the eye.”

“Okay,” his wife says, “that explains one black eye, but what about the other one?”

“Well, I figured that must have been how she wanted her dress, so I put it back.”

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