Not too bright

By admin
06 August 2014

He doesn’t have ulcers but he’s a carrier...

He doesn’t have ulcers but he’s a carrier.

He’s been working with glue too much.

He argues with signposts.

When his IQ reaches 50 he should sell.

If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.

He has a photographic memory but with the lens cover on.

He’s a prime candidate for natural de-selection.

He donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

The boom is down but the train isn’t coming.

He has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

If he were any more stupid he’d have to be watered twice a week.

If you give him a penny for his thoughts you’d get change.

He’s one neuron short of a synapse.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

It takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

C REYNOLDS, EMAIL

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