Oh Obamacare

By admin
06 June 2014

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care

package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists

had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the

Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain

everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists

considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,

"Oh, grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while

the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their

hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a

bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal

would "put a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was

a step forward, but the Urologists were p*ssed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty

Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to

the a**holes in Washington.

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